The Cunning Tail Doorstop will make your door look like it has a miniature stone entryway as well as a furry creature that is most of the way through it. The beauty is that anyone that tries yanking that critter out by the tail will unwittingly let the door loose. Nothing like a bump on your head to remind you to not screw with trapped animals.
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If landfills and our wasteful ways have you fighting mad, consider venting your frustrations with the Do Box punching bag. Designed to be filled with refuse, the Do Box allows you to tenderize compost before dumping its stinking, lifeless corpse in your garden.
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It’s hard to tell from the image, but this cookie cutter set includes car and motorcycle templates that fit snugly into the straight and curved track cutters. The more you bake, the bigger and badder your cookie racing circuit can be.
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It seems rubbing Buddha bellies isn’t the trick to obtaining good fortune, it’s sticking a straw in his gut and drinking what lies within. He likes it too, just look at that face.
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If you are going to ride a motorcycle then you really need to ride a Harley if you want to be a tough guy. If you want to be a tough guy with a knife, it appears you have to have a Harley as well. It features a working LED headlight that is activated by a switch on the seat—giving you a better view of the hippie you just stabbed.
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Using this toilet seat clock in the bathroom would be the natural choice, but it is possible it would fit in with the decor of other rooms in your house. Wherever you do hang it, every hour will be announced with a flush and probably scare the hell out of anyone using the toilet at that point.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of August 10th-16th, 2009:
1.3 Mega USB Live WebCam Camera: Angel, Baby, Pinocchio, Witch, Webcam.
The Bird Flying Finger Kite: This flying bird flips and offends.
Funny Black Ink Ball Pen: A pen with boobie dreadlocks is a fine writing instrument.
Dexter Coasters: For killer drinks.
Polaroid Style Snap Frames: People 20 and up will probably be the only ones who remember this film.
Since NASCAR was founded by moonshine runners it makes total sense to celebrate one of its young stars with a liquor dispenser that looks like a still. This copper topped still will look right at home with all your other racing memorabilia. Only this one is a lot more fun when used for pouring yourself a stiff belt just like Junior himself would.
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Don’t beat yourself up about your lack of willpower when tasty treats are around, just get yourself this snack-time alarm and it will dole out your treats at its own leisurely pace. The timer drum moves very slowly because of how its water filled drum works so don’t be fooled by the short distance it has to travel. When it finally reaches the bottom it will unlock the snack drawer where you placed your treat and ring the bell to let you know that your waiting is over.
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Start each morning off with a healthy dose of anger at the evil industrialized countries that produce the most CO2. As the mug heats up, the truth will be revealed. (Not surprisingly, the US is lit up like a giant red warning siren.) Just keep in mind that there is a good chance that the manufacturing process for your beloved cup of coffee resulted in its fair share of CO2 emissions, so don’t get too smug with yourself.
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