
Between cell phones, Skype and online chatting, there is very little use left for the old fashioned telephone. The magnetic clips on this retro designed phone will hold any type of note or message and the phone cord keeps the handset from getting separated from the base. The poor little telephone has come down a long way from when it was an indispensable item in every home.
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The real Bat Boy was recently spotted in the vicinity of the Capitol Building, but vanished before the authorities we able to apprehend him. It is believed that he is upset over proposed health care reform, so government officials should exercise caution when traveling alone.
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Put some toilet paper in the freezer, because daddy’s coming into the runway ablaze. Better yet, have some Ring Of Fire wipes on hand.
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As if resting your ass on a couch shaped like a casket is strange enough, you can get these in a variety of designs to help heighten the weirdness, from the “Medical Examiner” to the “Pink Panther”. Plus for those who find the idea of sitting on a cow coffin couch too “sane”, they also do custom work. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
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A flashlight is a useful thing to have around the house for any power outages you may have. Since this kitty flashlight can be recharged by just squeezing the handle, there is no need to have it constantly charged up and ready to go. It’s like the Space Kitty knows what you will need in the future.
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You can have two of the more talented monkeys in the world when you get this desk accessory. One of them is a hard hatted iron worker, the other is obviously the welder. The two of them are carrying a steel beam that is ideal for holding a pen or stack of business cards that will look right at home in your office.
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This Backyard Bugs Pan is perfect for making little treats when you are having a few guests over. It would be even better to make little cakes to send into school with your kid. No matter how tasty they may be, making others eat bugs is just a fun thing to do.
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This may be one of the few UFO’s that you won’t see flying around. And when the top of the ship opens you won’t see aliens, you will just have a portable MP3 speaker to play all your tunes on the go. This little piece of alien technology doesn’t even require batteries with its included USB cable to charge it.
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