
The Bangkok Nights Mug is not your typical heat changing mug where the clothes disappear when it is filled up with hot liquid. With this particular mug you can watch their faces turn from anticipation to sheer terror when they realize that the Thai lady on the mug is actually a man. Who knows, maybe they prefer what they are shown over what they expected.
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Playing a board game where you buy properties and build hotels may be fun for certain people, others prefer the challenge of trying to escape from zombies with a roll of the dice. You wouldn’t think that running from a zombie would be hard work, but you never had to run at the speed dictated by an unnatural streak of very low rolls.
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This time around, Bioshock fans have more stuff to blow money on than just a game. We’ve already seen the EVE hypo, but there will also be a whole line of action figures rolling out starting in December and early January. These figures include Big Daddy, Big Sister, Little Sister and Subject Delta.
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Do you have blotches on your skin, tender gums with loose teeth and internal and external bleeding? You just might have scurvy my friend—a disease that is easily cured by adding vitamin C back into the diet. If you are unwilling to eat actual fruit, these pirate-formulated vitamin C pills should do the trick. Plus, the proceeds go to 826 Valencia—a charitable organization devoted to child education.
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Now that MJ has gone to the great beyond, the time has come for him to take his place next to Elvis in the post-death merchandising hall of fame. You’ll understand exactly what I’m talking about that day you spot a street corner vendor selling leopard print rugs and tacky paintings of the king of pop sweating. Then there’s also the fact that I can offer you options on Michael Jackson Thriller figures with additional zombie heads. And if that isn’t enough, there’s also an additional design pictured after the break.
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You can use this shoe horn with a knife handle on it to slip your shoes on or you could use it to cut your golf buddy’s Achilles tendon. As Bill Murray pointed out, without being able to get his weight back onto his left side he will push everything right. That could save you a lot of money on your Saturday morning golf game.
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As cool as this cellphone strap looks, I don’t think it is something you want to cram into your pants pockets—if you know what I mean.
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These “fortune” bandages are light on predictions and heavy on commentary with statements like “that was dumb” and “sucks to be you” printed on them. A real fortune would be something like “Since you’re an idiot, you’ll hurt yourself today”, or “Buy Neosporin dumbass, you’re gonna need it”. At least then they’ll be imparting valuable information rather than just mocking you from your boo-boo.
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The beauty of this mouse trap is that after you catch a mouse, there is no reason to pick them up. Let them stay right there in their own private coffin. If they are stupid enough to go trespassing on a coffin, whether there is cheese on it or not, then they deserve what they get.
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