Looks like this elf won’t be able to sneak in and cobble shoes for you at night anymore, but he’s still willing to help. His limbs are detachable and magnetic, so his well dressed gams can hold your Shake n’ Bake coupons and entertain you with hours of Irish fridge jigs. A woman’s legs in dominatrix boots are pictured after the break.
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The Voodoo Pen Holder is not quite as frightening as the Voodoo Knife Holder, but you may have a tough time convincing your HR rep that you have a good reason to keep a set of sharp knives in your cube. Even without the knives, this Voodoo holder should give anyone who is thinking about stealing a pen good reason to prey on someone other than you. Whether they are afraid of a possible Voodoo curse or the mental image of a pen through their head gives them the idea you get violent if your stuff gets stolen, it should push potential thieves to look elsewhere in their search for a proper victim. The holder comes complete with six pens and the stab wounds to hold them.
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