Massage Pants Work Out The Kinks In Your Junk
Posted by Sean Fallon on April 16, 2008
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From Fashionably Geek: The Chinese manufacturer behind these shorts claim that it can deliver multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes. In other words, these “massage pants” appear to be sauna pants that pleasure you while reducing fat.
Yeah, let that sink in for a second then wrap your mind around this: there is a 500 unit minimum order. So, if you think about it, there could be giant massage pants orgies going on somewhere out there.
Product Page (bulk orders only)
Lover Delights Towel Box For Your Spankin’ Tissues
Posted by Sean Fallon on April 16, 2008
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When its just you, your computer, a jar of Vaseline and a box of Kleenex—it is time to bust out Lover Delights Towel Box Skin Set. Just insert the box into one of the lover’s “beds” and get busy.
Product Page ($9.34 for a 2 pack - currently sold out)
L’il Suckers Keep Your Beer Secure While You Drive
Posted by Sean Fallon on April 16, 2008
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Whether your drinkin’ on the road or on the water, the L’il Sucker will keep your beverage secure (and cold) thanks to a suction cup base that will stick just about anywhere. Naturally, these are intended for non-alcoholic beverages when used in a vehicle, but there is probably more than one drunk out there that will get the wrong idea.
Product Page ($5.88)
Train Passenger Photo Frame
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on April 16, 2008
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Take your favorite photo of a landscape and throw it into this train frame. It will feel like you are riding the rails and experiencing it for the first time.
That is the romantic way of looking at this frame. I look at it as the only way to make a picture with no people I know in it interesting. Scenery pictures seem like a good idea at the time, but are like boring slide shows your grandparents used to show.
Product Page ($39.95)
Stressed Out Man
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on April 16, 2008
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You know that the office ties you in knots. If it isn’t an unreasonable boss it is stupid/lazy coworkers. With this guy on your desk you can not only relieve your stress but give them a not so subtle hint that they are one of the reasons for this particular affliction. This is your last chance for a simple remedy before you have to resort to drugs.
Product Page ($2.99)
The Toilet Brush of The Dammed
Posted by Sean Fallon on April 15, 2008
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What better way to honor the dead than to hollow out their skull for use as a toilet brush holder? “Oh Grandpa! We miss you so much! (Sob)…Hang on. I have a dingleberry to deal with then I’m going to need your help.”
Made of pre-painted cold cast resin.
Product Page ($29.99)
Breakfast Pillows: Nap On a Spread of Pancakes, Eggs, Toast and Coffee
Posted by Sean Fallon on April 15, 2008
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I dig these Breakfast Pillows—although something tells me I would have frequent nightmares involving Mrs. Butterworth.
Product Page ($39—$69)
Voice Recording Microphone Key Chain
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on April 15, 2008
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How many times do you wish you could record a message, one that is under 10 seconds? And how many of those times did you have your keys with you? If both of those items are high probabilities then that could be a reason for you to try one of these out. I would suggest that using it for something like recording where your car is parked in that mammoth parking garage, but I would need some information on how reliable this thing is first. I don’t know how reliable it is, but at this price I am betting it wasn’t put through a battery of tests to see how it performs.
Product Page ($8.90)
Butt Butt Waterbutt: Put That Ass to Work
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on April 15, 2008
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To tell you the truth, I really did not know what a waterbutt was until today. Apparently it is just the UK word for a rain barrel, as those of us in the states know it. However, the name rain barrel does not lend itself as well to this amusing interpretation. The Butt Butt Waterbutt has a nice flat front so it can sit flush to the house and that bulbous posterior adds more than just some extra storage room. It has a tap in a spot that I would feel a little odd actually using.
Maybe the British are a little less anal (sorry) about dictating what their neighbors can do, but I know I couldn’t get this past my neighborhood’s board. It has a hefty 215 liter capacity and is available in white, tan and brown.
Product Page (£90.00, about $180)
Farting Musical Butt Puppet For Unskilled, Immature Ventriloquists
Posted by Sean Fallon on April 14, 2008
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The H.E. Fartsalot Butt Puppet performs “Old MacDonald,” “Frere Jacques,” or “London Bridge,” when you cram your hand into his torso cavity. It is truly the “ultimate wind instrument.”
Product Page (£12.99 or $25)
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