Yeah, we know Halloween is still over two months away, but the hell with it; when you spot a product that tries to give some personality to a metal “L” , you have to show some support.
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Nothing like flinging poo as a form of family entertainment. With velcro covered “poo” balls and a board shaped like a toilet seat, Doo Doo Darts will keep you entertained for hours trying to best your friends in a battle of excrement tossing.
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Spice your refrigerator magnet poetry with all forms of the “F” word. These extra 240 magnets will fit in with your current magnets to make your poetry sound a lot more like the way you speak every day. Poetry is only good if you can use every type of word that properly describes your feelings, even if you can only express them with some form of the “F” word.
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Clinging to the wall with his suction cup feet, this Chameleon sings FM tunes in the shower and changes color in rhythm with the music.
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Ordinarily, when you are at a sporting event you would have to shout about how much your team sucks. Not so with the Recordable Supporter’s Megaphone. In fact, you only have to spew your verbal venom once—it records the message then plays back the amplified version on demand. If only they had some sort of automatic battery throwing machine you would be all set.
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What happens when some innovative soul looks past the history associated with these helmets and instead explores their potential as pieces of functional art? Well, in this case we get a styled 12th century helm trash can that we can toss our shit into. What other garbage collecting device can give your home a Middle Ages vibe and allow you to say “Here’s what I think of your f*cking Crusades!” with every condom wrapper and beer bottle you chuck into it?
Product Page: ($49.95)
This isn’t your grandmother’s game of Bingo. This Drinking Bingo Game is about as simple as it gets: each player gets a colored shot glass and if that colored ball comes up then they drink. You have to figure a game of Drinking Bingo is not only simple, but quick. You couldn’t keep this drinking game going for longer than 10 minutes unless there were a bunch of cheaters playing.
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It doesn’t matter what the other guys in the auto repair garage think when you put your LEGO Headlamp Torch on, it has two adjustable LED’s in his feet that will put the light right where you need it. Clip this little man onto any headgear you choose to wear and get right to work. You can even use his hands to hold some hardware for you.
Product Page (£7.49, about $13, available 9/18)
As charming as this vintage Beer Can shift knob is, shirtless, toothless hicks in beat up old pickups don’t want to give the police another excuse to conduct a sobriety test.
Product Page ($40)
When your start to slur your words during a heavy night of drinking, simply reference one of these emoticon shot glasses to express yourself in a more concise manner. Each glass in the four piece set features a different series of emoticons: kiss/flirt, dance/sing, play/win and laugh/shout.
Product Page ($26)
