Would a criminal think to look for valuables tucked inside a power strip? No, probably not. However, if you were to leave it in the vicinity of valuable electronics there is a chance it may get swept up in the melee. Since the safe isn’t actually functional as a power strip (plugging it in only lights up the switch), it would probably be more effective tucked away in the drawer or closet where you store extra cords and miscellaneous gadgets. It could also be useful while traveling.
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Start out learning with these blocks instead of conventional ones and you may end up as a terrible speller who happens to be able to field strip a machine gun blindfolded…with his ass cheeks. The disassembled gun is pictured after the break.
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Sitting on its base, you have a miniature aquarium with swimming fish to keep you company when you are spending hours surfing the net. If you ever get stressed out, just pull the ball off the base and throw it around or bounce it off the floor. When you feel sufficiently relieved, just replace it on the base and go about your business with your swimming fish back in place.
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Your golfing buddies may wonder what you’ve been smoking when you step up to the first tee and use this bolt to tee your ball up. But that is just part of this Nuts About Golf set: you get 3 bolt tees, 1 nut ball marker and 3 Nuts About Golf golf balls. And if they had an inkling you were crazy when you teed off with a bolt, just wait till you put this ball marker nut down in their line.
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Halloween is creeping up on us fast. Speaking of creepy, this possessed baby would be the perfect addition to your holiday decor—if you can stand to be in the same room as it that is. When set off by motion, the doll’s head will spin, the eyes will light up and it will make crazy noises.
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From Fashionably Geek: Sheepherders beware—It looks like this dude is terrorizing flocks with flying side kicks. Cocky bastard even takes pictures of his kills.
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In order to prove that silverware can do more than stab, scoop and cut food, the utensil trio of forks, spoons and knives are on a quest to expand their resume and legendary status by taking on other jobs around the kitchen. First up: wall hooks. Sounds like a long shot, but I’d still give this better odds than Paris Hilton or Ashlee Simpson becoming legitimate “singers”.
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The Humping Dog Pen Holder is one of those gifts that are better to give than to receive. The poor little dog, who obviously hasn’t been neutered, will shake and wail when a pen is placed in that very private place. You would probably wail too if something was jammed into you where it didn’t belong.
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The Cunning Tail Doorstop will make your door look like it has a miniature stone entryway as well as a furry creature that is most of the way through it. The beauty is that anyone that tries yanking that critter out by the tail will unwittingly let the door loose. Nothing like a bump on your head to remind you to not screw with trapped animals.
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