This Can Cooler is a Real Bad Ass

Posted by Sean Fallon on April 24, 2008
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There is nothing more intimidating than a guy drinking a beer out of a sunglass wearing ass with a cigarette dangling out of its mouth.

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UFO Pipe: Smoking With Little Green Men

Posted by Jeff Chenkus on April 24, 2008
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If you are going to smoke then why would you not want to smoke from a nice, shiny UFO? It will put you one step ahead of the usual process. This time you will be seeing alien vehicles before you even start. You’ll know it is kicking in when the little green men appear since none of them are included with this product.

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Nail Brush: And I Do Mean Nails

Posted by Jeff Chenkus on April 24, 2008
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You may find it amusing tending to your nails with an actual nail. But in reality, this thing being made out of a nail actually makes for a pretty sturdy handle. The novelty factor is on obvious plus as well, although I do not know how many people are going to be checking out your grooming equipment. People who are very close to you that are required to humor you and serious oddballs would seem to be the only choices.

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Flabongo Beer Bong: Get Loaded With Help From Tacky Lawn Ornaments

Posted by Sean Fallon on April 23, 2008
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The Flabongo is “the first and only beer bong constructed from a plastic flamingo.” Impressive. If you live in Florida you probably have a potential party bong on every lawn in your neighborhood.

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We Are All Getting Older, But I Don’t Need to Hear it From My Alarm Clock

Posted by Sean Fallon on April 23, 2008
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As I have gotten older, there have been a number of occasions where I was reminded of something in my past and said “so, was that like 2 years ago?”—only to be informed that it was more like 6 years ago. The truth of the matter is that we are all getting older, and each successive year seems to go by faster than the last. This “All Grown Up” alarm clock series will remind you of that fact every morning with a number scheme that “starts out innocently in the mid twenties and then blurs into the mid thirties and beyond.”

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Penguin Drink Coolers: Cold Personified

Posted by Jeff Chenkus on April 23, 2008
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Nothing is going to chill that mixed drink to perfection like some frozen Penguin Drink Coolers. If it’s cold enough to turn these guys blue then I think they can handle your appletini.

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Pot People

Posted by Jeff Chenkus on April 23, 2008
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It’s time to start thinking about setting up the outdoor areas. The weather is getting nice and it is time to be out there. You could put out your normal potted plants, but you could improve on that. These Pot People will give your outdoor areas a an element of fun that they have been lacking. Putting the plants into the pots will make them look even better, if that is even possible.

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Guitar Toilet Handle: Pinch a Loaf of Rock

Posted by Sean Fallon on April 22, 2008
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Give that deuce you just dropped a rockin’ sendoff with this satin pewter guitar toilet handle.

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Take Your Floating Wiener Dog For a Walk

Posted by Sean Fallon on April 22, 2008
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These Walking Dog Balloons put a unique new spin on the whole idea of a virtual pet thanks to their ability to hover above the ground and “walk” when their leash is pulled. Dogs filled with gas have never been so much fun.

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Milk Junkie Baby Bottle

Posted by Jeff Chenkus on April 22, 2008
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Here is a great way to introduce that beautiful new baby to the world. As a junkie. Not only will the baby have a complex from the time it starts bottle feeding but he will also get to relive it every time the baby pictures come out. Nothing like branding the kid at an early age. A little humor for mom and dad that takes the kid years of therapy to get over. How many other gifts can promise that kind of impact?

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