Few people know the story of Frank the Reindeer. He tried out for the team, but he lacked “star quality”, and his name was all wrong for the image that Santa was trying to convey to the public. Second, he wasn’t the best flier. He was down on his luck though, and Santa found it in his heart to give him a job anyway. Sometimes Frank wishes he hadn’t.
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Like all robots, these too will eventually turn on their masters. When they decide the time is right to reclaim their hooks, the result will be a simultaneous drop of book bags, scarves and jackets that will be heard all over the world, signaling the beginning of the end for mankind.
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This “forest gump” table set proves that much like life, salt and pepper shakers are also like a box of chocolates. One minute you’re blissfully unaware that two thermoplastic resin trees and a boar filled with toothpicks even existed. Then you spot this product, and all of a sudden you’re filled with an unquenchable desire to turn your dinner table into a functional wildlife diorama, and your wallet instantly becomes $53 lighter…That’s how they getcha.
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There is nothing fun about public toilets, but the embarrassment of every sound you make in there being heard by all the others currently using the same restroom is an uncomfortable situation at best. The Eco-Otome Toilet Sound Blocker saves you that discomfort by giving you up to 25 seconds of toilet flushing sounds to cover any noise you may be emitting. It isn’t the only product on the market with this functionality, but it’s a little more practical and discreet than one shaped like a rose that seems to applaud your bowel movements.
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The recipient will love the two bottles of wine you give them but will love the Santa Pants wine bag even more. They may actually pause for two seconds to admire it before tossing it aside to get at the alcohol.
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So you go out and buy one of the best smartphones out there, then slap a sticker on it that makes it look like a crappy old Nokia or Samsung? Maybe your hardcore friends are calling you a poser or something for owning an iPhone. If that’s the case, I don’t think these decals are going to fool anyone.
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Protect your favorite tomes with the BookCup cover. It looks like a cup of tea, and the teabag helps to keep your place.
Congrats to Marie Oh, Steve Wampold and Graylee Santi! They will be flushing their way to a brighter future with the Toilet Bank from Outrageous Ventures and Prank Place. Make sure to check them out if you want to put a little weirdness into your gift giving this holiday season.
Regular mirrors are nothing but a hassle with their plastic edges constantly blocking out your beauty. One solution to this horrible problem is to invest in these custom made jobs which will cost more and require up to three months for delivery. But it will all be worth it when you add that extra inch of reflected glory.
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Whether you think cacti would look perfectly natural in a Canadian blizzard, or if you just want to mess with people stranded in the desert by letting them think they’ve found a source of water, these steel cacti will fit the bill. Each one is made and finished by hand, and they’re available in four finishes: galvanized, patina rust, verdigris, and mirror.
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