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It’s been far too long since I’ve played a tabletop roleplaying game. I miss Saturday nights spent with friends around a crowded table overflowing with caffeinated drinks, Chipotle burritos, and some noxious smelling but delicious chips. The food and drinks were stuffed in between dice, character sheets, pencils, graph paper, and the single calculator that everyone shared. Games would last until the early hours of the next morning, and occasionally I’d let my character suffer an injury so I could crawl into the corner and go to sleep. It was a singular yet familiar environment.

Our friends at Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab have developed a RPG series devoted to gaming night. They are known for blending perfume oils with exacting precision. They take their time and experiment. The end result is bigger than perfume oil—it’s experiences. It’s places. It’s RPG characters. Each person who rubs a BPAL oil into his or her skin will smell something different. That’s partially because of body chemistry and mostly because perfume oils shouldn’t be like a McDonald’s hamburger. They shouldn’t be the same to everyone, and the team at BPAL utilize their skills to customize the experience.

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The Woodsman’s Axe coffee table is the kind of furniture I would picture Ron Swanson using. For the rest of us, it would make a great conversation piece, and/or a lifesaving tool in the event of a zombie attack.

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If I was wealthy enough, I would set things up in such a way that I never had to perform a mundane, everyday task ever again. I would also probably never wear pants, but that’s another story. I’m talking about the kinds of tasks that take time away from important pursuits like writing about crazy gadgets that make people lazier and more impatient. It’s just my way of giving back to society.

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At this point I would hope that all of the shopping has been done for Christmas and you are feeling pretty good about your gift-giving choices. However confident you might be, I suggest taking a look at the following gifts just to make sure that nothing even remotely similar turned up on your list this year. Seriously, these gifts are so horrible that it has the power to bring down holidays, friendships and relationships. Even a box full of coal would be an upgrade.

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From That’s Nerdalicious! Screw you George Foreman—Breville’s got a machine that makes mini pies!

Of course, you could put this in your closet with a George Foreman grill and hope that they hook up and deliver a device that makes hamburger/pie hybrids.

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From That’s Nerdalicious!: Hamburger speaker for flame-broiled beats and sounds that gain pounds.

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Yes, you really can wake up with the King.

Last night I was watching South Park when a bizarre Burger King commercial came on claiming to sell pillowcases promoting the new breakfast menu. Sure enough, you can actually buy them for only $6.

And if that wasn’t weird enough, the flipside features a scale image of the King’s head—so you can wake up and cuddle up with the King.

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As part of her upcoming book, Star Wars Craft Book, StarWars.com editor Bonnie Burton will teach you how to make this duct tape AT-AT planter. I’m going to take a wild guess and say that this thing’s head used to hold a hamburger.

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Think about the possibilities folks: grilled burgers anytime, anywhere from a device that fits inside your pocket. The following items are all you need to get started…

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From That’s Nerdalicious!: Han Solo haz teh flyin cheezeburger. It’z made of Lego.

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