Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of January 11th-17th, 2010:
Giant Inflatable D20: The D&D nerd’s beach ball.
Magnetic, Floating LED Display: Puts your beer on a pedestal.
Creepsicles / Evil Icecream / Ice Clown: This ice cream is made with pure sugar…and evil.
Resin Bathing Couple Cellphone/Gadget Holder: A bathtub threesome between two matches and your cellphone.
1.0″ LCD Guitar Shaped Car MP3 Player FM Transmitter: Let a guitar bring music to your car.
The answer is yes…if you pulled that piece of chocolate out of a skunks ass. Seriously, there is a very distinct skunky smell to this supposedly chocolate-scented solar calculator. It’s really small too—even compared to a mass-produced, cost-cut candy bar in 2010.
As promised, here is the sequel to yesterday’s installment of Nerd Approved’s Stupidest Products of 2009. This section concludes the series with categories like Household, Booze, Things That Could Kill You, Alarm Clocks, Lego, USB, Toys and Micellany. Have a great new year!
As if you needed another sign that society is headed in the wrong direction, take the stupid products people spend their money on. Every year they get stupider and stupider, but we are right there to spend our hard earned dollar. Why? Because poop never stops being funny and it’s hard to resist a “limited edition.” So, without further ado, here is Part I of the epic master list of the stupidest products of 2009.
Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of December 14th-20th, 2009:
Google Slinky: Plus yo-yos, dominoes and other nerdy mind control devices.
Boxing Glove Oven Mitt: Makes you a food fighter.
The Giant Knight Light: Order with your 20% off Nerd Approved discount.
F*ck Ornament: ‘Tis the season for f*ck.
Faces Bar Set: No need to drink alone.
Unfortunately, Math: The Video Game has a serious uphill battle ahead of it. On the other hand, the X-Cool calculator might come in handy as a gaming training aid that you can practice with at school or at the office.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:
Billy Bob Bicep Cling: Eliminate road rage.
Walkie Talkie Pens: A cheating convooooy!
Glowing T-Rex: Protects you from (other) monsters.
The Inflatable Turkey: A dinner doppelganger.
Cotton Candy Toothpicks: Approved by nine out of ten carnies.
It’s a Lego, it’s a calculator, it’s all kinds of fun. Although I’d imagine it’s still not enjoyable enough to make people actually want to do math. In today’s world, if you really want to get some interest going, you’d have to create something like a breast shaped calculator that has 24 pressable, problem solving nipples. That would be money in the bank, my friend.
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Is it a tape measurer?
Why, yes it is!
Is it a note pad and a calculator?
Guilty as charged.
Is it a LED flashlight?
You bet.
Why, I would mortgage my house for a miracle, space-age tool like this. How much does it cost?
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If you are out there trying to sell stuff, any little thing can give you an edge. You know the customer will remember you after you whip out your mini briefcase to give them a business card. While you are at it you can use the calculator to show them just how much money you can save them.
You can remove the calculator if you want, then you can fill it up with any type of contraband you choose. No matter what you are carrying, a miniature briefcase is the coolest way to do it.
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