This deal amused me. I mean, who isn’t a big fan of Office Space? I’m sure there are more high tech staplers out there, but for my money the only true stapler is the red Swingline. And for a limited time, you won’t need a lot of money to pick one up. It’s only $11.99—that’s a whopping 67% off the list price.
This stapler is hardcore too—it’s a limited edition model with 747 all-metal construction, a streamlined new look and 20-sheet stapling capacity.
Swingline Limited Edition Series 747 Rio Red Business Stapler—$36.49 $11.99 (67% off)
If Milton had a foot fetish he would surely give up his red Swingline for the “A Posture” stapler. Supposedly, it saves up to 60% of the awesome physical toll that stapling TPS reports can take on the body—although, as far as I can tell, the most significant feature here is that it looks a lot like a high-heeled shoe.
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As if it wasn’t enough that you chose to buy a skull that is a stapler, this one looks like a souvenir that you would find from some crazy Pacific tribe who prides themselves on headhunting. If that is the image you want to project at work, then you also get a removable skull cap that reveals a storage spot for paper clips or change.
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A close relative of Pac Man, the Stap Man Stapler uses those strong jaw muscles to make your office work a breeze. If his cousin can gobble energy dots and ghosts all day, the least this one should be able to do is to shoot a piece of sharpened metal through a few sheets of paper.
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This turtle is mutated alright—but instead of a wisecracking ninja it transformed into a 4-port USB hub with an ashtray and a stapless stapler. Additional images are available after the break.
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We have featured unique Koziol designed products before, but a Superman themed stapler really appeals to us in that special nerdy way.
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The next time you have to do a little stapling, roll up a newspaper and swat this dog’s nose. You may wince a bit as the upper jaw smacks down on the tongue, reminding you of the unfortunate times when you bit your own tongue.
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Everyone is familiar with Stickman. He’s the dude you see on street signs that warn of dangerous situations. Unfortunately for him, someone has had the bright idea to develop puffy, vinyl, reflective stickers featuring Stickman getting his ass handed to him in all new ( and extremely elaborate ) ways. These incidents range from getting impaled by a unicorn to getting his fingers caught in a stapler. Hysterical.
Available in three different versions: Stickman in Faryland, Officeland, and Peril ( $4.95 each). More pictures are available after the break.
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If you can’t get your hands on a red Swingline, a green stapler shaped like a fist will have to do. Just make sure you keep an eye on it because everyone will want to get their hands on it – not just the office Lumbergh.
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