Star Wars Boba Fett and Clone Trooper Key Cover Set
From Fashionably Geek: Dress your keys up with these Boba Fett and Clone Trooper Key Covers. They not only provide a better grip, but they can also properly adorn the key to your own landspeeder—or what the rest of the world likes to call an ‘87 Volvo.
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Pocket Protector 2.0: The Future is Here, Today!
From Fashionably Geek: The world of technology is evolving faster and faster these days—don’t get left behind with an old fashioned pocket protector. You need a pocket protector that can reflect your on-the-go 21st century lifestyle. Thankfully, version 2.0 is here to lend you a hand with multiple storage compartments for “everything from pens [...]
Puke Pets: Don’t Throw Out That Stained Shirt Just Yet
From FashionablyGeek: Remember that time you were on a diet but you snuck out of the house late at night to grab a burger? Remember how that burger turned into five burgers? Yeah…then you must remember how that mixture of tears an ketchup ruined one of your favorite shirts. Worry not my chubby friend [...]
Key Shirts
If you are having trouble keeping track of your keys or just want a quick visual to give you a clue, slip a Key Shirt on each key. One look and the color will tell you which key is which. Of course if you can’t remember which key is which I am not sure how [...]
Action Couple Keychain With Vigorous Hip-Thrusting Action!
What says “hey, I may be middle aged, but I can still swing - and I have a new motorcycle and a bottle-full of Viagra to prove it” more than this action couple keychain?
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Tape Measure Themed Watch: Stylish and Functional
If your profession calls for short, quick measurements, this Tape Measure Watch may come in handy. The strap can be straightened into an accurate ruler and slapped around the wrist to wear as a band. Although, buy the looks of things, the accuracy may drop off a bit when you are confronted with something [...]
David Hasselhoff Sports Bag: Nothing Holds Your Crap Like the Hoffmeister
Impress your gym buddies when you strut into the locker room sporting this stylish David Hasslelhoff Sports Bag. Each bag measures 15-inches by 11-inches, so you will have plenty of room to carry around your stuff. And if you want to take your David Hasslehoff obsession one absurd step futher, you might want to [...]
Calculator Belt Buckle For Country Nerds
Whether you’re adding up Nascar points or figuring out how many 12 packs of Pabst Blue Ribbon you can buy for a dollar, these Calculator Belt Buckles have you covered. You can even flip the buckle upside down for easy use. Combine with the Equations Shirt for even more of an edge going [...]
Tiger Plush Stethoscope Cover
This is for all our readers in the medical profession. No one is impressed by total sterility in your office. It will be a little more fun when you pull out your tiger-covered stethoscope. And being covers, you can get a few different ones for some variety.
I do have one complaint though. I think the [...]
Wine Bottle Wine Thermometer
If you are pretentious enough to care about accurately measuring your wine’s temperature, you are probably uptight enough to want something more than a plain old thermometer. For those there is the Wine Bottle Wine Thermometer. Nothing earth shattering, but it is still something you can show off to your friends. and isn’t that what [...]
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