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There are plenty of ways to store hats, wigs, glasses and such items. This three dimensional laser cut skeleton sculpture is perfectly made for that duty since it’s human shape will fit them perfectly. Store enough items on it and it will look like a strange person sitting on top of your dresser. It doubles as a way to get you up quicker each day—seeing an apparent stranger in the room will get your mind racing immediately.
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From Fashionably Geek: Dress your keys up with these Boba Fett and Clone Trooper Key Covers. They not only provide a better grip, but they can also properly adorn the key to your own landspeeder—or what the rest of the world likes to call an ‘87 Volvo.
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From Fashionably Geek: The world of technology is evolving faster and faster these days—don’t get left behind with an old fashioned pocket protector. You need a pocket protector that can reflect your on-the-go 21st century lifestyle. Thankfully, version 2.0 is here to lend you a hand with multiple storage compartments for “everything from pens and laser pointers to flash drives and mp3 players.” It also features a a 36″ breakaway nylon lanyard for easy use at conventions and conferences and a set of 25 geeky icons to add a little personal flair.
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From FashionablyGeek: Remember that time you were on a diet but you snuck out of the house late at night to grab a burger? Remember how that burger turned into five burgers? Yeah…then you must remember how that mixture of tears an ketchup ruined one of your favorite shirts. Worry not my chubby friend —Puke Pets can make that shirt wearable again. Just affix one of these little guys next to the stain and it will look as though the stain was part of your wacky ensemble. Sold individually or in packs of three.
Is the photo above humorous or bizarrely erotic? You be the judge.
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If you are having trouble keeping track of your keys or just want a quick visual to give you a clue, slip a Key Shirt on each key. One look and the color will tell you which key is which. Of course if you can’t remember which key is which I am not sure how you are going to remember the colors, but the designer’s heart was in the right place.
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What says “hey, I may be middle aged, but I can still swing – and I have a new motorcycle and a bottle-full of Viagra to prove it” more than this action couple keychain?
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If your profession calls for short, quick measurements, this Tape Measure Watch may come in handy. The strap can be straightened into an accurate ruler and slapped around the wrist to wear as a band. Although, buy the looks of things, the accuracy may drop off a bit when you are confronted with something that is five inches long.
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Impress your gym buddies when you strut into the locker room sporting this stylish David Hasslelhoff Sports Bag. Each bag measures 15-inches by 11-inches, so you will have plenty of room to carry around your stuff. And if you want to take your David Hasslehoff obsession one absurd step futher, you might want to pick up a matching Hoffmeister Hot Water Bottle.
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Whether you’re adding up Nascar points or figuring out how many 12 packs of Pabst Blue Ribbon you can buy for a dollar, these Calculator Belt Buckles have you covered. You can even flip the buckle upside down for easy use. Combine with the Equations Shirt for even more of an edge going into your next math test.
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This is for all our readers in the medical profession. No one is impressed by total sterility in your office. It will be a little more fun when you pull out your tiger-covered stethoscope. And being covers, you can get a few different ones for some variety.
I do have one complaint though. I think the patient would much prefer it if the tiger’s head were the end that was pointed at them.
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