Whether you’re adding up Nascar points or figuring out how many 12 packs of Pabst Blue Ribbon you can buy for a dollar, these Calculator Belt Buckles have you covered. You can even flip the buckle upside down for easy use. Combine with the Equations Shirt for even more of an edge going into your next math test.
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This is for all our readers in the medical profession. No one is impressed by total sterility in your office. It will be a little more fun when you pull out your tiger-covered stethoscope. And being covers, you can get a few different ones for some variety.
I do have one complaint though. I think the patient would much prefer it if the tiger’s head were the end that was pointed at them.
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If you are pretentious enough to care about accurately measuring your wine’s temperature, you are probably uptight enough to want something more than a plain old thermometer. For those there is the Wine Bottle Wine Thermometer. Nothing earth shattering, but it is still something you can show off to your friends. and isn’t that what stuff is all about?
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I have had enough of those stupid plastic shower curtain rings that inevitably break. These nice little hooks are metal with the added bonus of little outhouses on each one. So not only do you get the sturdiness of metal hooks, you get the nostalgic feel of outhouses.
One thing I am pretty sure of: If you had to actually use an outhouse in the winter, you would probably not feel nostalgic about it. Just a wish for heat.
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The iPhone is a sophisticated piece of gadgetry – which is why it would be a crime to place it into this Kam Kam Mobile Alert. When a call is received, Kam Kam the Cat (or Don the Dog) will wag its tail for up to 15 seconds. It’s cute I know – but you must resist it.
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There are people, and I would say predominantly kids, who will stick their gum underneath tables and other furniture to save it for future use. Someone was kind enough to make a product to tame those savages. These ceramic Gum Holders give them a place to store their gum. Obviously even gross habits can be an opportunity to make a buck.
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Filling a niche that others seem to gloss over, the After Sex Tissues should be kept handy at all times. If the person you wake up next to is a friend you just made at bar closing time, then the ability to “Wipe away the shame” will come in handy. Now specially formulated “With added moral cleansing”.
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The telephone booth as a decoration will look great in your bonus room. What is even better is that it is a Pool Cue Stand. It has room for a few pool cues and a couple full sets of balls. If it weren’t so skinny, you could lose an inebriated guest in there for a few hours. Useful and amusing for just a few hundred bucks.
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With these conversational Talk Bubble Paper Clips, you can say “nice D minus loser!” without uttering a word.
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If you drink enough, you will see pink elephants at some point. So you may as well have a few around as decoration. This ceramic bottle pourer is from the 50′s and is part of a three piece set. Being collectible, you can buy it as an investment or just for the novelty.
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