Outhouses Shower Curtain Hooks
I have had enough of those stupid plastic shower curtain rings that inevitably break. These nice little hooks are metal with the added bonus of little outhouses on each one. So not only do you get the sturdiness of metal hooks, you get the nostalgic feel of outhouses.
One thing I am pretty sure of: If [...]
Kam Kam Mobile Alert: How To Defile An iPhone
The iPhone is a sophisticated piece of gadgetry - which is why it would be a crime to place it into this Kam Kam Mobile Alert. When a call is received, Kam Kam the Cat (or Don the Dog) will wag its tail for up to 15 seconds. It’s cute I know - but you [...]
Chewing Gum Holder
There are people, and I would say predominantly kids, who will stick their gum underneath tables and other furniture to save it for future use. Someone was kind enough to make a product to tame those savages. These ceramic Gum Holders give them a place to store their gum. Obviously even gross habits can be [...]
After Sex Tissue
Filling a niche that others seem to gloss over, the After Sex Tissues should be kept handy at all times. If the person you wake up next to is a friend you just made at bar closing time, then the ability to “Wipe away the shame” will come in handy. Now specially formulated “With added [...]
Telephone Booth Cue Stand
The telephone booth as a decoration will look great in your bonus room. What is even better is that it is a Pool Cue Stand. It has room for a few pool cues and a couple full sets of balls. If it weren’t so skinny, you could lose an inebriated guest in there for [...]
Talk Bubble Paper Clips
With these conversational Talk Bubble Paper Clips, you can say “nice D minus loser!” without uttering a word.
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Pink Elephant Pourer
If you drink enough, you will see pink elephants at some point. So you may as well have a few around as decoration. This ceramic bottle pourer is from the 50’s and is part of a three piece set. Being collectible, you can buy it as an investment or just for the novelty.
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Demerit Badges
These Demerit Badges give domestic losers the recognition they deserve. Available in “Can’t Cook” and “Unhandy” versions.
Product Page: Can’t Cook / Unhandy ( $3.95 )
Wonder Woman Cuff Bracelet
Ladies, if you are sporting a Wonder Woman Cuff Bracelet, you will be more attractive to nerds. It’s as simple as that.
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Seven Deadly Sins Wristbands
Are you fat, greedy, lazy, vengeful, vain, slutty, or jealous? Now you can accessorize with your sin of choice thanks to these Seven Deadly Sins Wristbands.
And if your Lindsay Lohan you just need to put on a few pounds and you can collect the whole set!
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