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Hahaha…what? An ox head that verbally tells you the time and temperature but also functions as an alarm clock and 4-LED headlamp with winking eye controls? Amazingly enough, this wonder product actually exists—and it’s cheap as hell to boot.
Product Page ($7.47)
There have been several versions of dynamite alarm clocks or bomb alarm clocks in the past, but this one is by far the best looking. So good in fact, that it would be highly dangerous to transport it on airplanes or across borders.
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This battery-shaped radio doubles as an alarm clock—which is cool in a crazy China gadget sort of way. If only it were an MP3 player!
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It looks like a mini boombox, but in reality it is a wooden alarm clock with an LED display that can also function as a speaker for MP3 players and computers. Unfortunately this is a wholesale product, so there is a minimum order of 1000 units. Why anyone would need that many is beyond me—unless you have a really hard time waking up in the morning.
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As I have gotten older, there have been a number of occasions where I was reminded of something in my past and said “so, was that like 2 years ago?”—only to be informed that it was more like 6 years ago. The truth of the matter is that we are all getting older, and each successive year seems to go by faster than the last. This “All Grown Up” alarm clock series will remind you of that fact every morning with a number scheme that “starts out innocently in the mid twenties and then blurs into the mid thirties and beyond.”
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What kind of person would want a Spam Alarm Clock? I can only imagine a Spam aficionado or someone who is just fascinated at how it pops up. I am thinking my cheapskate brother would love one of these as a Christmas gift next year.
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Remember all those good times you had at the gas pump? The wonderful fumes, your hard earned money just clicking away? Relive those fabulous times with the Gas Pump Radio Alarm Clock. Includes such high tech features as a snooze button and telescopic aerial. You won’t find many other products that combine those features in such an attractive design.
Product Page (£18.95, about $38)
Having trouble getting up in the morning? Just cram this candle up your ass far enough to reach the appropriate time marked on the side. Then light it up, sleep on your stomach and wait for the inevitable (which will probably be the fire department and the paramedics barreling towards your house. Now that is an alarm!)
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Great gift for a young sports enthusiast. Closed up it is just a basketball. Open it up and you have a quartz alarm clock. Then extend the top half of the ball and you have a reading lamp.
If the alarm was either crowd noise or a quarter ending buzzer, this thing would have been a must have item. There is no sign that it has either though.
Product Page ($7.99)
Apparently these have been around for awhile, but what Nintendo fan could resist a Mario Kart themed phone and alarm clock? Unfortunately only the phone ( pictured above ) is still in stock. The alarm clock with AM / FM radio ( pictured after the break ) has been discontinued – but the product site maintains that a search for new stock is ongoing.
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