We Are All Getting Older, But I Don’t Need to Hear it From My Alarm Clock
As I have gotten older, there have been a number of occasions where I was reminded of something in my past and said “so, was that like 2 years ago?”—only to be informed that it was more like 6 years ago. The truth of the matter is that we are all getting older, and each [...]
Spam Alarm Clock
What kind of person would want a Spam Alarm Clock? I can only imagine a Spam aficionado or someone who is just fascinated at how it pops up. I am thinking my cheapskate brother would love one of these as a Christmas gift next year.
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Gas Pump Radio Alarm Clock
Remember all those good times you had at the gas pump? The wonderful fumes, your hard earned money just clicking away? Relive those fabulous times with the Gas Pump Radio Alarm Clock. Includes such high tech features as a snooze button and telescopic aerial. You won’t find many other products that combine those features in [...]
Silent Alarm Clock: (Hint) It Involves Your Butt
Having trouble getting up in the morning? Just cram this candle up your ass far enough to reach the appropriate time marked on the side. Then light it up, sleep on your stomach and wait for the inevitable (which will probably be the fire department and the paramedics barreling towards your house. Now that [...]
Basketball Desk Lamp and Clock
Great gift for a young sports enthusiast. Closed up it is just a basketball. Open it up and you have a quartz alarm clock. Then extend the top half of the ball and you have a reading lamp.
If the alarm was either crowd noise or a quarter ending buzzer, this thing would have been a [...]
Mario Kart Phone and Alarm Clock
Apparently these have been around for awhile, but what Nintendo fan could resist a Mario Kart themed phone and alarm clock? Unfortunately only the phone ( pictured above ) is still in stock. The alarm clock with AM / FM radio ( pictured after the break ) has been discontinued - but the product site [...]
Drum Set Alarm Clock
Nice little set of drums alarm clock to wake any of you music aficionados up in the morning. When the alarm goes off, the rock music will play to jolt you out of bed.
It would be nice if they changed it up a bit and had it actually play those drums for an alarm. That [...]
Lightning Alarm Clock
I love the look of this Lightning Alarm Clock. When the alarm goes off, the static electricity crackles and shines to wake you up. Unless that is some really strong static or there is some thunder afterwards, I may as well just plan on showing up at work late.
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Wacky Chimp Alarm Clock
Monkeys are funny - there is no doubt about that. However, I can’t say that waking up to the sounds of a chimp going ape shit ( literally ) is all that appealing to me.
Still, if you need to step up to something a little more irritating in the morning so that you can wake [...]
