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To hell with not using your power! Curse all who enter your domain with this Lord Voldermort talking room alarm. When the motion sensor is triggered, it will animate, light up, cast spells, and recite famous lines from the movie.

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digital-clock-in-a-canWouldn’t you love to wake up and greet a can of tuna first thing every morning? This alarm clock in a can lets you do exactly that and does not require any draining or mayonnaise to make it tastier.

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The lights and sounds of a busy intersection are enough to scare you in the middle of the day, use that same adrenalin rush to wake you up first thing in the morning. The blaring music, screeching tires and honking horns of this alarm clock will be your penalty for staying out late drinking the night before.

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Don’t beat yourself up about your lack of willpower when tasty treats are around, just get yourself this snack-time alarm and it will dole out your treats at its own leisurely pace. The timer drum moves very slowly because of how its water filled drum works so don’t be fooled by the short distance it has to travel. When it finally reaches the bottom it will unlock the snack drawer where you placed your treat and ring the bell to let you know that your waiting is over.

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Your neighbor’s dog and its incessant barking may keep you awake all night. And that is exactly how you know that this alarm clock will do a fine job of waking you up. Add in a raccoon who is screeching for his life and what you end up with is the end of any reason to claim that you overslept.

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If there is one time you do not want to be disturbed it is when you are finally about to see a little action. Display this door hanger to be sure everyone knows they need to stay out the next time that situation arises. If they don’t get the hint from a distance, they will surely get it when the door hanger plays one of it’s eight sexy alerts when they get too close.

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