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alien-pissing-ball-mark

Your typical ball marker in golf is a pretty tame affair, but these alien golf ball markers have a different way of marking it. Like your dog marks his territory, this alien is marking your spot on the green with a personal touch. Just look for where he left his mark to replace your ball in the correct spot. You can be pretty sure which ball marker is yours when you use this one.

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Alien On A Swing

by Jeff Chenkus on September 9, 2009 · 1 comment

in Household

alien-on-a-swing

Sometimes aliens sneak into our airspace and the few people that actually see them are considered nut cases. Other times they are hiding in plain sight. This alien sitting on a suspiciously shaped swing will be right at home on your porch. Many will see him, all will assume he is fake. And while this one actually is fake, it just gives real aliens the perfect spot to hide before they strike.

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ufo-speaker

This may be one of the few UFO’s that you won’t see flying around. And when the top of the ship opens you won’t see aliens, you will just have a portable MP3 speaker to play all your tunes on the go. This little piece of alien technology doesn’t even require batteries with its included USB cable to charge it.

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alien-jerky

If the red cow from that famous energy drink cannot get your blood pressure going, maybe some aliens can. If the only way to get yourself moving beyond a snail’s pace is to eat what the aliens are offering, then just a couple bucks and some other worldly mystery meat is all it takes .

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Alien-Hatching-Egg-Alarm-Clock

What does an alien hatching mean to you? It means it is time to get out of bed. Once the Alien hatching Egg Alarm Clock hits the preset time, the alien will pop out of his egg with a shrieking laugh and flashing red eyes. The only way to stop it is to zap him with the included gun. No better way to start the day than to wake up slaughtering aliens.

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alien-hotties

There is nothing colder than deep space, so if this alien robot and UFO can stay warm out there they can certainly keep your delicate hands warm during a minor cold snap. Just click the tab inside and you can enjoy their radiating warmth. A hand warmer for all cold weather activities whether they involve space travel or not.

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tin-martian-invader

Contrary to popular belief, martians are not that technologically advanced. Take this alien-designed robot for example. He is made from tin and functions using wind-up power. Needless to say, this “invasion” will be short-lived.

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alien-cookie-jar

Eliminate your fear of aliens and UFOs by serving snacks out of their smiling, hollow heads. And since you’ll be unconsciously associating aliens with junk food, don’t be surprised if your kids one day save Earth from a UFO invasion by inadvertently cracking open alien heads to look for Oreos.

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usb-neon-lights

What better way to light up your work area than a few neon lights. If they are USB powered and depict a joystick and a video game alien, then these are must-haves for the computer junkie. Particularly if that person happens to be old enough to have cut his teeth on gaming with the old Atari 2600 and Space Invaders.

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Aliens are always depicted as having evil intentions and wanting to take over the Earth. That is a rather one-sided view. These particular aliens are attempting to do something good by lighting up your bike’s valve stems. The motion activated LED’s should give your wheels an eerie glow as you pedal along after dark.

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