LED Aliens For Nighttime Bicycle Safety

Aliens are always depicted as having evil intentions and wanting to take over the Earth. That is a rather one-sided view. These particular aliens are attempting to do something good by lighting up your bike’s valve stems. The motion activated LED’s should give your wheels an eerie glow as you pedal along after dark.
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Alien Doorbell Won’t Take Over The World

Not every alien comes to earth with the idea of taking over. This guy came with no weapons at all, just a desire to serve your needs. For every press of the alien you get a landing-craft sound, the words ‘We come in peace’ or ‘Greetings earthling’ from the UFO shaped speaker. I can’t think [...]

UFO Teapot: Is That Alien Overweight?

It is pretty amazing that you can take a somewhat generically shaped teapot and make it look like a UFO just by putting an alien on top. This does seem to be the first time I have seen an overweight alien. They are normally depicted as skinny things, but this guy has obviously been on [...]

Alien Air Freshener

Cute little alien to freshen that stale air in your car. The alien is like a small bean bag. Stick him anywhere.
You may wonder what kind of scent an alien would give off , and apparently the answer is pine. Who knew?
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Location Earth Dog Tags

Do you live with the fear that you will be abducted and not be able to find your way back home? The Location Earth Dog Tag can give you some peace of mind. It has the mathematical location of earth in relation to several important pulsars to help guide you home by what you hope [...]

Big Head Coasters

These seemed like stupid little coasters, until I saw the animation. Stand these guys up all over your house, anyone that needs a coaster just knocks it over. A lot easier than having an ugly stack of coasters that no one ever uses, although you will spend the rest of your life standing these [...]

High Back ‘Alien’ Chair

There is theme furniture and then there is REAL theme furniture. It doesn’t get much more realistic than this High Back ‘Alien’ Chair. I’d certainly have some second thoughts before deciding to sit down. This thing looks like it could tear you to shreds, that is when it isn’t looking all peaceful sitting in [...]

Alien Dracula Blow Up

Finding a nice blow up for your Alien Dracula needs can be tough. Here is a nice 40″ model that you can have at a very reasonable cost. Nothing tells your guests that they have chosen to attend the correct party like an Alien Dracula.
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Alien Baby Lamp

Immerse your room in the glow of an Alien Baby Lamp. Looking like a cocoon meant to bring the little fetus to term,  you can add a bit of science fiction realism to your room. Play your cards right and Geraldo Rivera may do a special on a real live alien.
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