Contrary to popular belief, martians are not that technologically advanced. Take this alien-designed robot for example. He is made from tin and functions using wind-up power. Needless to say, this “invasion” will be short-lived.
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Eliminate your fear of aliens and UFOs by serving snacks out of their smiling, hollow heads. And since you’ll be unconsciously associating aliens with junk food, don’t be surprised if your kids one day save Earth from a UFO invasion by inadvertently cracking open alien heads to look for Oreos.
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What better way to light up your work area than a few neon lights. If they are USB powered and depict a joystick and a video game alien, then these are must-haves for the computer junkie. Particularly if that person happens to be old enough to have cut his teeth on gaming with the old Atari 2600 and Space Invaders.
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Aliens are always depicted as having evil intentions and wanting to take over the Earth. That is a rather one-sided view. These particular aliens are attempting to do something good by lighting up your bike’s valve stems. The motion activated LED’s should give your wheels an eerie glow as you pedal along after dark.
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Not every alien comes to earth with the idea of taking over. This guy came with no weapons at all, just a desire to serve your needs. For every press of the alien you get a landing-craft sound, the words ‘We come in peace’ or ‘Greetings earthling’ from the UFO shaped speaker. I can’t think of a better way for you to let visitors know just how cool you are. They specify the frequency used for the wireless function as 315 MHz in case you hadn’t already made up your mind to get one.
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It is pretty amazing that you can take a somewhat generically shaped teapot and make it look like a UFO just by putting an alien on top. This does seem to be the first time I have seen an overweight alien. They are normally depicted as skinny things, but this guy has obviously been on Earth for too long.
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Cute little alien to freshen that stale air in your car. The alien is like a small bean bag. Stick him anywhere.
You may wonder what kind of scent an alien would give off , and apparently the answer is pine. Who knew?
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Do you live with the fear that you will be abducted and not be able to find your way back home? The Location Earth Dog Tag can give you some peace of mind. It has the mathematical location of earth in relation to several important pulsars to help guide you home by what you hope to be a benevolent alien savior.
There is no risk with this product, if you are abducted and not returned while wearing the dog tag, they will refund the full purchase price.
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These seemed like stupid little coasters, until I saw the animation. Stand these guys up all over your house, anyone that needs a coaster just knocks it over. A lot easier than having an ugly stack of coasters that no one ever uses, although you will spend the rest of your life standing these guys back up.
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There is theme furniture and then there is REAL theme furniture. It doesn’t get much more realistic than this High Back ‘Alien’ Chair. I’d certainly have some second thoughts before deciding to sit down. This thing looks like it could tear you to shreds, that is when it isn’t looking all peaceful sitting in the corner.
I am guessing that comfortable seating is not what this chair is all about.
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