He’s soft, he’s cuddly and he wants to “fill your chest with love.”
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It’s outrageously expensive, but your $900 investment will buy you what the manufacturer considers to be “the most accurate replica ever produced.” Yeah, they lost me at $900. Still, this M14A was meticulously crafted using an existing Pulse Rifle from the movie as a model. It also features a moving grenade launcher pump, retractable stock and a light up LED counter that displays “95″ when the magazine is inserted. Apparently, only 250 pieces were produced worldwide—precisely the amount of people on this planet willing to spend this much money on an elaborate toy gun. So get it while you can. Additional images are available after the break.
As these garden sculptures illustrate, not all aliens visit earth to probe hillbillies in pickup trucks. Many use our planet as a top notch vacation getaway.
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Chalkals wall graphics will spark a child’s imagination with vivid nightmares about alien abductions and invasions from outer space. As if that wasn’t enough, you also get the added benefit of using chalk to draw martians smiling and waving from the cutesy UFOs as they beam up the populous for probing. A great way to start generating business for tomorrow’s therapists today.
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Contrary to popular belief, martians are not that technologically advanced. Take this alien-designed robot for example. He is made from tin and functions using wind-up power. Needless to say, this “invasion” will be short-lived.
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For all of their technological advancement, aliens have not yet embraced the idea of digital music. They have come to steal our CD racks and our old U2 albums. Extraterrestrials love Bono.
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After a long trip through the universe, fatigue caused this alien to misjudge the teleportation path and become embedded in the wall of a rural farmhouse. The mission was peaceful, but his disappearance has angered his comrades and sent a shockwave of fear through the authorities here on Earth. Inadvertently, one dumbass alien triggers all out interplanetary war.
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They say that man is the most dangerous game of them all. So, where can the hardcore hunter go after he has paid top dollar to bag himself a human or two on an obscure island in the Pacific run by an exotic, underground hunting operation? Aliens and vampires my friend…aliens and vampires. It’s not going to be easy, but you could cut corners and simply purchase the skulls to add to your trophy collection. Your hunting buddies will never know the truth. The vampire skull is pictured after the break.
I thought the main purpose of a nightlight was to bring kids peace of mind—not nightmares about aliens, interplanetary war and probes.
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I think I have figured it out. Aliens are not interested in (or not capable of) taking over the Earth. Instead, they have decided to enter the food service industry, climb the ladder to success, then kick back and enjoy their piece of the good life. Don’t believe me? Consider the following:
