Grey Alien and Vampire Skulls: The Ultimate Addition to Your Trophy Room
They say that man is the most dangerous game of them all. So, where can the hardcore hunter go after he has paid top dollar to bag himself a human or two on an obscure island in the Pacific run by an exotic, underground hunting operation? Aliens and vampires my friend…aliens and vampires. It’s not [...]
UFO Aliens Nightlight Creeps Out Your Kids
I thought the main purpose of a nightlight was to bring kids peace of mind—not nightmares about aliens, interplanetary war and probes.
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The Aliens Have Landed, and All They Want is a Job in the Food Service Industry
I think I have figured it out. Aliens are not interested in (or not capable of) taking over the Earth. Instead, they have decided to enter the food service industry, climb the ladder to success, then kick back and enjoy their piece of the good life. Don’t believe me? Consider the following:
Aliens vs. Humans Chess: The Civilized War of the Worlds
Instead of UFOs and lasers, these aliens prefer to battle for control of earth over a gentlemanly game of chess. Hmmm….chess is not my game. How about Connect Four?
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Alien Invasion Shooting Game: Defend Your Desktop
Details are scarce on this Alien Invasion Shooting Game, but it appears to involve laser light gun gameplay that is similar to this Gangster Shoot Gallery. So be prepared! E.T. is due to attack your desktop on August 31st.
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Alien Warrior Kubrick is 400% More Fun
This Kubrick from the Aliens series is four times larger than regular Kubrick figures and it appears to be available in two separate versions. So fire up those credit cards my fellow nerds, because collecting them both won’t come cheap. Version 2 is pictured after the break.
The H.R. Giger Back Scratcher: Get Those Hard to Reach Areas
Anyone who appreciates the art of H.R. Giger would surely love this alien head back scratcher. Just keep it above the equator folks—those teeth look sharp. Additional image after the break.
Drunk Aliens Like it Spicy
Aliens do exist—and their interest in this little planet we call Earth is not confined to probing midwesterners who make the mistake of driving down lonely roads in pickup trucks. The truth is that they come here for the booze and the spicy food.
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Alien Spaceship Lawn Figures: More Fun, Less Probing
With these Alien Spaceship Crash figures, you can have your own close encounter without those pesky anal probes or the inconvenience of Men in Black kicking in your door.
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Frazzle Game: De-Contaminate and Electrocute Our Alien Visitors
If you like old school Operation, you will love Frazzle. The objective is to pass the wand around the alien’s wire body to neutralize any built up static electricity. If you touch him, a blood-curdling scream will let you know that you royally f’ed up. All that is left is for our once friendly alien [...]
