It may be a long time until Christmas, but childhood stupidity is funny at any time. If you haven’t stuck your tongue on frozen iron then you really haven’t lived.
This ornament also has a feature that makes it better than your average ornament. Press the button on the side and he pulls his head away from the pole. While his head does move away, his tongue stays attached to the pole. That pretty much confirms your worst nightmare. You also get a little audio which are sound bites from the movie it is taken from, A Christmas Story.
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