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The Cunning Tail Doorstop will make your door look like it has a miniature stone entryway as well as a furry creature that is most of the way through it. The beauty is that anyone that tries yanking that critter out by the tail will unwittingly let the door loose. Nothing like a bump on your head to remind you to not screw with trapped animals.
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Waking up in the morning is annoying and mosquitoes are annoying. It seems perfectly logical, then, to put both together into one simple product. Rather than waking up to gentle music that may just make you want to go right back to sleep, the buzzing of this mosquito alarm clock will make you want to get right out of bed just to stop the annoying critter. Once you are awake enough to realize that it is just your alarm clock, again, you are awake enough to start your day. Also available in a mooing cow and always popular crowing rooster version.
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You can choose one of the cute little animal helmet toppers to keep you company on those long bike rides, but the frog and the cat that look like they got plastered to your helmet as you were flying along would be much more fun. They aren’t injured at all, they are just scared to death being stuck up there. These would probably give Lance Armstrong the edge he needs to win one more Tour de France.
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While I cannot give you a precise answer as to what animal this is, I will stick with a donkey. The beauty is that it doesn’t really matter. What this definitely is is a memo holder. The body holds a stack of blank memos and all you have to do is clip one in his mouth to make it obvious to the recipient that your message requires instant attention.
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Toothy grins are not all that these three animals have in common. Between the teeth are a number of holes that are perfect for storing your toothpicks. Beside being an unusual kitchen gadget, it may also be the first and last time you see a pig with a beautiful smile.
Product Page ($5.98)
No longer will you need to be incredibly high to ride a miniature white elephant or merely have one glowing in the corner of your bedroom. Someone has turned your acid trip into a tangible product with this 27.5″ x 9.8″ x 22.8″ molded elephant which is offered as either a decorative lamp or a place to rest your ass with a 20.5″ tall seat. So now you can kick the drugs and finally know what it’s like to take a urine test without fear.
Product Page: (€104 or about $130, add about $44 extra for light version)
If you were trying to dress up a 4 port USB hub, what would come to mind? A 4 legged animal maybe? That is obviously the inspiration for the USB Hubbie. The cute little animal, which I guess is a mouse, is all fun and games until someone turns out the lights. Those cute little glowing eyes that signal there is power attached may look a bit more menacing in the dark.
Product Page ($15.95)
