Dog Amigo: Man’s Best Friend Helps You Organize Your Desktop
Dogs are definitely a man’s best friend—but have you ever seen one clean up the clutter on your desktop? The Dog Amigo can. He has room for all of your pencils, pens and markers—plus he has wheels so you can take him for walks around the office when all of those useless meetings finally make […]
The Tissue Whale: There She Blows!
Actually, it is more like where you blow…your nose. As you can see, the Tissue Whale can provide relief from stuffy noses when you stuff him full of Kleenex.
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The Diet Piggy: A Little Shame Can Go a Long Way
Chances are you are either on a diet, considering going on a diet or in denial about how fat you really are. This diet piggy employs the time-honored method of shame to reverse that ever expanding waistline. Just place him in the fridge and whenever you open the door it will grunt—reminding you lay off […]
Truck Antlers: Turn Your Truck Into a Buck
If you are a hunter, the fact that these Truck Antlers have a realistic look make them a lot more desirable than alternatives like car costumes. However, with car costumes, you never have to worry about Ted Nugent barreling out of the woods wearing a loin cloth, shooting arrows through your windshield.
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Animal Desktop Water Coolers: Respect is For The Weak
You would think that a desk-sized water cooler shaped like cute little animals would be marketed for children, but according to the product page it “will start a riot of jealousy amongst your cubicle buddies.” It may not earn you any respect at work, but it takes balls to sip water that you just dispensed […]
Beaver Stuffing Kit: Satsify Your Urges
They say than men think about stuffing beavers every few minutes. The good news is that you can satisfy your cravings quickly and easily with this Beaver Stuffing Kit. Just squeeze a bunch of white stuffing into the beaver and it will be fat and fluffy before you know it. Keep it for yourself, give […]
Cat in the Bag For Simulated Animal Torture
You may not be able to stuff an actual cat in a bag these days without the ASPCA sending a SWAT team to your door, but you can still let out the sick freak that dwells within thanks to this Cat in the Bag toy. Inside the bag you will find a motorized ball that […]
Nothing Grips Ice Better Than Large Talons
Dropping ice into a drink with these nickel-plated steel talons will let your guests know that you are a unique guy with unique tastes that may or may not be into ritualistic animal sacrifice.
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A Meowing, Singing Cat Face Holga Camera
The Holga camera has long been a favorite of professional and amateur photographers because of its relatively low price point and the fact that flaws in the design can potentially create unique and surrealistic images. This particular Holga camera may also prove to be a hit with cat lovers because it features a cat faced […]
Sit on a Bear or Cow Face: Succumb to the Fantasy
Sitting on a bear or cow face? It’s not some sort of extreme bestiality—it is a thoroughly stupid way to cover and protect your bicycle seat.
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