This set of six napkin rings are beautifully carved from African Mahogany and feature artistic representations of the lion, cheetah, elephant, rhinoceros, giraffe, and zebra. They would make a truly unique addition to any dinner table; even they do look a little like they are humping your napkins.
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If you’re looking for the ultimate finishing touch for your log cabin, how about one of these hand carved front doors that will only set you back about the price of a small car? You can choose from a variety of designs that will inspire both the casual nature lover and the hardcore hunter yearning for an animal like this to be stuffed in the corner of the living room or in slab form on a dinner plate. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
This is ridiculous. Shrimp can’t be massage therapists. Even if they didn’t dig into your flesh with their claws, all of their clients would want to take them into the sauna with some cocktail sauce.
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Obviously, it’s a good idea to plug up exposed outlets when you have a child in the house—but it’s probably not a good idea to get plug covers with a shape might draw their attention. It’s only a matter of time before the little guy wants to play with (and possibly lick) the dog, cat, sheep or elephant.
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If you’ve ever wanted to tell time using wooden animal silhouettes suspended by their rectums to a burst of plant life, boy have we found the clock for you.
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I’m not sure how the cows feel about this football, but something tells me they would say “Throw Mor Pig.” Little do they know, most good footballs are usually made out of leather anyway.
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Put these cute little guys to work cleaning your monitor with their dust pads, then savagely pop off their heads to brush all of the Cheetos crumbs hiding in the crevices of your keyboard. Action shots are available after the break.
These metal whales may not be white, but they are certainly not going anywhere trapped in that Lucite ice block end table. If the price is any indicator, they may not leave the warehouse either.
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If you really cared about endangered animals you’d eat overpriced chocolates shaped like their severed, stuffed and mounted heads, because a mystery percentage of the purchase price is going to the WSPA … So pass the Koala head.
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The Animal Sounds Babble Ball is so sensitive, even a pet breathing on it can set off a variety of animal sounds including a lion, frog, coyote, dog, pigs, horse, rooster, elephant, cow, goat, cat, and a variety of birds (20 in all). It’s a hollow victory, but it will be a real confidence builder for your wiener dog.
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