Tasmanian Devil Dump Paperweight: What is Going on in Australia?
We thought the Kangaroo nutsack pouches were bad, but a paperweight featuring a steaming loaf pinched by a young Tasmanian devil really takes the cake. I don’t know what the hell is going on in Australia, but their novelty gift industry is seriously f*cked up. Speaking of that, if you ever thought your job sucked, [...]
Take Your Floating Wiener Dog For a Walk
These Walking Dog Balloons put a unique new spin on the whole idea of a virtual pet thanks to their ability to hover above the ground and “walk” when their leash is pulled. Dogs filled with gas have never been so much fun.
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Hal The Dancing Robot Hamster Has a Thing For Styx
Hal the robot hamster sings and dances to “Mr. Roboto” on command. Further proof that when it comes to licensing Styx music, the answer is always “yes.”
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Cow Tits Wall Clock: Or Should I Say “Teats?” Either Way It’s Weird
I think the image of the Cow Tits wall clock speaks for itself. Put it right next to the fridge for maximum impact.
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A Self-Powered LED Penguin Flashlight Exists For Some Reason
This little penguin flashlight may be cute, but it is also a useful tool to have around the house. At the press of a button, he will raise a wing that you can pump to charge the LED light up—so you will always have a light when you need one. When disaster strikes, you want [...]
Roadkill Rugs: “A Soft Reminder for Everyone to Look Both Ways”
Apparently, RoadKillRugs is an operation based out of Colorado that employs “several dozen people” to make rugs that resemble skunks and cats mowed down on the highway. Amazingly enough, they are not taking new orders at the moment due to a backlog. If this is a real product and that is true, God bless America.
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Bonking Bunnies Keep Going and Going
A few AA batteries (preferably Energizer) will have these two Bonking Bunnies humping like…well, like rabbits. Also includes orgasmic sound effects for that added touch of passion.
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The Pig Phone May Be Better Than The Burger Phone
The classic Hamburger Phone has recently been thrust back into prominence after appearing in the cinematic tour de force that is the movie Juno. However, it may have some stiff competition from the pig phone and its priceless snoring ringtone. So will it be pork or beef? You decide.
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Doggie Door Knockers Will Not Increase the Value of Your Home
People love dogs—there is no doubt about it. Some love them so much that they insist on defiling their homes with all things dog related. Case in point, the Doggie Door Knocker pictured above.
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Masturbating Monkey
Does this Wind Up Masturbating Monkey doing anything other than whack off? Actually, no. Seems like a pretty common male trait.
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