Doggie Door Knockers Will Not Increase the Value of Your Home
People love dogs—there is no doubt about it. Some love them so much that they insist on defiling their homes with all things dog related. Case in point, the Doggie Door Knocker pictured above.
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Masturbating Monkey
Does this Wind Up Masturbating Monkey doing anything other than whack off? Actually, no. Seems like a pretty common male trait.
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Cheerleader Teddy Bear - Goober
Not your typical cheerleader, if for no other reason than it is a bear. And if the goofy looking bear itself doesn’t buy you some points with the girlfriend, then maybe the fact that you can get extra outfits will. A cute gift you should be able to get some mileage out of.
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Twilight Turtle
Give your child this Twilight Turtle and let them begin enjoying the starry skies. The internal light and plastic shell with small holes will project tiny points of light through in your child’s bedroom. Between that and the sleeping eyes, it will put your child to sleep in no time.
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Avenging Narwhal Play Set
Cute little animals are included in this play set - a koala, a penguin and a baby seal. And all of them are in danger of being speared by the narwhal. Not only do you get your choice of which cute animal to have speared, there are four different magic tusks for him to use [...]
Mini Animal Paper Shredders for the Future Executives of America
It’s never to early to start learning the value of shredding incriminating evidence sensitive information. That’s why these Mini Animal Paper Shredders are perfect for kids. When a teacher asks to see the note they were passing, a few hand cranks will prevent her from ever knowing that the class thinks she is a [...]
Dog and Cat Chess Set
Those damn dogs and cats are always at each other’s throats. Let them duke it out without trashing your house with this unique chess set. If the idea of dogs and cats being pitted against each other doesn’t tickle your fancy, the fact that they are dressed up in medieval outfits may amuse you. Better [...]
Talking Rat Cap: This Rodent Has a Taste For Brains
Just press the button on the Talking Rat Cap and the zombified rodent perched on top will say one of four phrases whilst bobbing up and down with flashing red eyes. Plus, he will ward off hypothermia on cold winter nights.
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Kam Kam Mobile Alert: How To Defile An iPhone
The iPhone is a sophisticated piece of gadgetry - which is why it would be a crime to place it into this Kam Kam Mobile Alert. When a call is received, Kam Kam the Cat (or Don the Dog) will wag its tail for up to 15 seconds. It’s cute I know - but you [...]
Dog Bath Plug
The Dog Bath Plug is a convenient way to get access to your bath plug without fishing down through the dirty bath water. And while dogs are pretty good swimmers, there is on need to worry about this dog having to tread water for extended periods. He has a nice lifesaving ring to keep him [...]
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