
This Singing Flamingo is one way to be sure people aren’t crowding you down at the beach this summer. They may think you are odd bringing your pink flamingo with nerdy glasses and horrendous shorts to the beach, but the tenth time they hear it singing “You Are My Sunshine” they will be leave your area like you have leprosy.
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It’s bad enough that the damn cat is bothering you all the time, so how about you now pick up a water bowl sensor that looks like a cat and makes a lot more noise when the bowl needs refilling?
Just clip this little kitty to the side of most water bowls, and if the water falls below the two sensors the cat will “talk” for 10 seconds to let you know the bowl needs refilling. It will then go silent for 10 minutes and if the bowl is still empty it will repeat. It sounds like a product you don’t want near your bedroom- if you hear that damn cat saying “Hey my bowl is empty” more than once after 2 AM, it may find itself being tossed across the room.
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This product has a very simple function. Attach a 9V battery and the thing will beep every once in a while. To make it difficult to find, it emits a high pitched beep that is tough to localize and will go into a sleep mode every once in a while. Then it wakes up and starts all over. If you have ever had a smoke alarm in your house beep in the middle of a night because the battery is dead, you know just how annoying this thing will be.
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This is not just a black piece of plastic like it appears. This is a Wrong Number Generator. Attach it to someone’s phone line and when they try to call a number, it will actually dial a different number. It has both a phone plug connection and spade connectors so you can either connect it inline with the phone or somewhere much harder to find.
Think of how much you could annoy someone with this thing. To make it even more of a nuisance, it will let the actual number be connected 25% of the time. Just to throw them off.
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