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Sitting on its base, you have a miniature aquarium with swimming fish to keep you company when you are spending hours surfing the net. If you ever get stressed out, just pull the ball off the base and throw it around or bounce it off the floor. When you feel sufficiently relieved, just replace it on the base and go about your business with your swimming fish back in place.
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The product page for the Aqua Bomb says it will “compliment your environment” and “add a little tranquility to any home or office”. Whew! That’s a relief. I just couldn’t own fish if they had to swim around a normal aquarium, it would put the kibosh on the munitions vibe I was trying to maintain around my pad. Plus I’d lose out on all the therapeutic benefits that only a goldfish filled MK-84 can offer. Thank you, Aqua Bomb!
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There are countless novelty USB hubs out there, but few are as soothing and peaceful as this aquarium version. It features four USB 2.0 ports and a handy slot for your cellphone or pens—but, oddly enough, there are no faux fish.
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These hand-blown glass bombons are intended to hold everything from flowers to fish with bizarre designs that include an octopus, fish, dog and cat. The latter two are pictured after the break.
It’s a good thing fish are stupid because I’m sure that they would not find the humor in a miniscule bowl designed to look like the planet Earth. And with that intense blue LED shining down on it every night, your fish will probably be begging for the merciful freedom of a porcelain grave.
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