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If you’ve ever wanted to have a custom silhouette profile portrait of your severed head to hang on the wall, you’ve only got two days left before it will cross the line from cool Halloween accessory to socially unacceptable weirdness.
Product Page: ($19)
The Japanese-inspired Tokidoki brand has plastered their unique blend of urban, semi-violent cuteness onto a regulation FIFA soccer ball priced at $75 (on sale from $150). Needless to say, this particular soccer ball is probably best left behind when you head out to play. Additional images are available after the break.
Halloween is going to be here before you know it, so start getting your decorations now. This Thinker statue is only different than the original in that he has lost all his skin and organs. This skeleton statue is 9.5″ high which makes it perfect for a desktop decoration. No boss should ask you to remove it based on its artistic value. Besides, you are just trying to brighten the place up with your holiday spirit.
Product Page ($29.95)
If you’re looking for the ultimate finishing touch for your log cabin, how about one of these hand carved front doors that will only set you back about the price of a small car? You can choose from a variety of designs that will inspire both the casual nature lover and the hardcore hunter yearning for an animal like this to be stuffed in the corner of the living room or in slab form on a dinner plate. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
I want to dedicate a wing of my house to the Dramatic Chipmunk, Squirrel Underpants, Monkey Portrait, Moonlight Zombie, Happy Cupcake and Bibo oil paintings, then invite guests over and explain the artistic significance to them in a totally serious way (while smoking a pipe and wearing nothing but a cravat, underpants and knee-high socks). Additional masterpieces are pictured after the break.
These metal whales may not be white, but they are certainly not going anywhere trapped in that Lucite ice block end table. If the price is any indicator, they may not leave the warehouse either.
Product Page ($5,100)
For his solo exhibition in Amsterdam entitled: “The Artistry of the Cap,” designer Sander van Heukelom used the common spray cap as inspiration for full-sized chairsl. In my opinion the Hooded Fat Cap Chair (left) and the New York Fat Cap Chair (right), would be great as a real world product—particularly if the stools were loaded with air freshener that could be ass-dispensed, so to speak. That way, the problem becomes the solution.
Project Page (via Hypebeast via Coolbuzz)
In an undersea world, Dr. Strangelove would have been less about bombs and more about how I learned to stop worrying and love the trout.
Product Page ($175)
Nothing says “screw the poor” more than dropping $18,000 on a dog sculpted entirely from crayons. But if you’ve got the money to burn, this puppy promises years of inanimate companionship, dust collection and waxy scents.
Product Page: ($18,000)
Bad cooking can become good art with this Food Face dinner plate from Fred. Just push the lumpy mashed potatoes and the unsavory vegetables around until you have realized your vision of Dapper Dan.
Product Page ($8 / Arriving in April)
