It’s hard not to linger around a bit longer on a smoke break when this is your ashtray.
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It just isn’t a poker game without clouds of smoke enveloping the room. This poker ashtray may get the smoking action a lot closer to the game than these players would like, but that sectional sofa just works out so nicely to corral live embers and ashes.
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The idea of using a bathtub as an ashtray is not new news to the average smoker. But the addition of a cockroach who looks like he is about to get swatted makes it fun. Not exactly sure what this neo-Army hack is swatting it with, but he is obviously very serious about it.
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If you are going to smoke then you might as well take the lifestyle all the way. Using a pipe shaped ashtray is one of the ways to decorate your personal flavor country.
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This turtle is mutated alright—but instead of a wisecracking ninja it transformed into a 4-port USB hub with an ashtray and a stapless stapler. Additional images are available after the break.
There can’t be a safer floor standing ashtray than this Fire Hydrant version. It’s bright red color will be hard for any smoker to miss and the fire hydrant shape will keep them thinking about the possibility of starting a fire with their cigarette. Of course, a couple drinks and all of that is pretty useless, but at least you are trying.
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Everyone around you will cringe in fear when you pull this microphone out of your pocket. We have all heard bad karaoke and one more lame attempt at public singing might just push us over the edge. They will be doubly appalled when they find out it is your own personal ashtray. If there is one thing more socially unacceptable than the public singing these days it is smoking.
True or not, having a bunch of newspapers around the house will make people think you stay up with current events and are smarter than the average bear. Choose whichever accessory you currently need: tray, box, ashtray or napkin holder and start impressing people. Whether it is a false impression does not really matter in the world of cool household product design. It is all about the first impression.
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Robotrilla the ashtray will entertain you as smoke from your cigarette, cigar or joint flows through his eyes and nose. It is also touted as a great candy and nut bowl, and it gives you an idea what an ape would look like if it were a transformer. For these three reasons, potheads will probably get the most enjoyment out of a product like this.
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