ashtray

The normal outdoor ashtray for cigarettes is a black, plastic eyesore. The Cactus Butt Bin is much easier to see which means more people will use it. And while you are making your outdoor clean up chores a little easier, you are also adding a bit of desert style. Ideal for any Mexican restaurant, it may be a little odd outside a pizza joint.

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Throw these biscuits on a plate and see who picks one up. They may immediately notice a distinct smoke smell. That is because these are really portable ashtrays conveniently disguised as yummy treats. Extreme care should be taken if using these during a night of partying. If you have ever taken a swig of a beer that was used as an ashtray you know how bad it can be.

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I hear that Beijing has a serious problem with smog. That makes this ashtray shaped like the “Birds Nest” stadium less of a slap in the face and more like small scale pollution model. On a side note, that LED in the lighter looks bad ass if I do say so myself.

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ass-tray

This isn’t the first receptacle I have seen that involves extinguishing cigarettes with the fire fighting power of the butthole, but it is the only product with an official “Ass-Tray” moniker. And when it comes to putting out your cigarettes betwixt two ample butt cheeks, only an official product will do.

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