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The Assy McGee Adult Swim animated series about a tough guy detective that just happens to be a walking anus may currently be in limbo, but the character lives on in bank form. From here on out, every butthole you come in contact with will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
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At some point every hunter asks themselves “How can I turn this deer’s ass into a unique, timeless treasure?” After all, that ass mocked you as you were chasing it through the woods, and invariably you were thinking of all those other deer asses that taunted you and got away. So when you finally do bag one, how do you adequately preserve and present it… by installing a monster’s head, of course!
If you haven’t been lucky this season, you can get this deer “butthead” which is a newly mounted, real white tail deer that has been combined with a mannequin head. You can pass it off as your own victory, or use it to provide hours of hysterical laughter by staring at it while getting high. Good times!
Getting ready to see that buddy off to prison after his latest DUI? Show him what a great friend you are by protecting and mocking him with this bar of “Prison Soap”. This 100% glycerine soap comes to you in an ornate decorative box that puts it head and shoulders above all the other ass soaps on the market—and it even has the helpful reminder “don’t drop the soap” printed into the bar itself. However, if you aren’t on your way to prison and just happen to be one of those people who can’t start the day until you’ve scrubbed your body from head to toe with a human anus, we’ve got you covered as well.
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