Go from zero to “what else is on” with this gear shift radio. The unique controls allow you to shift your way around the FM world of commercials and top 40 hits played 10,000 times a day. So after about an hour when you’ve experienced all that FM radio has to offer, you can drive this thing directly into the garage for its new life as a dust collector.
Product Page: ($42 via Chip Chick)
Motionlite is a universal, remote-controlled retractable wheel lighting LED system which is mounted in the wheel well of your car on a power telescoping six-inch arm that will illuminate your rims in a number of different colors. But why limit this to cars with dubs? You can always take the humor angle by installing this on a Model T or a junker with bald tires and rusted hubcaps… Instant funny.
A day spent working on the car or motorcycle won’t be so lonely when you have a drop forged, chrome plated skank to feel up every time you need a 1/2” – 3/4” wrench. So buy American, because these ladies won’t let you work your perverted mojo in metric.
Product Page: ($39.95)
If you’re driving a car that is clearly a P.O.S. and want to take that fact and multiply it by, oh, say 1,000, you may want to consider investing in an art car kit. You can choose from kits made up of toy trucks and cars, flatware, bronzed baby shoes and banjos to name a few. However, among other things, purchasing one of these kits requires you to pay a deposit and enter into a contract to ensure that the kits are actually used on a car and not sold on eBay, which I’m sure pisses off the people who decorate T.G.I. Friday’s. Complete details are available on the product page.
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At your next tailgate party, combine your love of hunting with your love of NASCAR. A big slab of venison, possum or squirrel will never taste better than when you cook it on a car wheel.
Product Page: ($249)
There is nothing that odd about a DC powered grill. But I do object to the description of Drive “n” Grill. You really cook while you are driving? I think there are enough cell phones, DVD players, iPod’s and makeup in cars without the smell of some burgers to distract you as well. You may think that people would know better, unfortunately that is not true for all.
Product Page ($36)
(And by “Aloha” I mean goodbye). I can see these Hawaiian Shirt Floor Mats in a Jeep with surfboards on the roof, but anywhere else would be a stretch.
Product Page ($27.99)
So which is your favorite? The Gearshift Pen Notepad holder, the Steering Wheel Clock or Tire Tape Dispenser? Any one of them would add a little bit of class to your bland little cubicle. If you really can’t decide, you can get them all as a package deal. Probably priced a bit too high for your cheap company to get you the set, though.
Product Page ($29.95 each, $74.95 for the set)
Dainty glasses are not for real men, so if you want to break out some shots at the next party, everyone will be much more impressed with these Piston Shot Glasses. Better they think working on engines is a hobby of yours, rather than the reality of ballroom dancing. Not that there should be a problem with dancing.
Product Page ($31.99)
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