Back in February Bethesda, the company behind Skyrim, offered a lifetime of company games to anyone that named a child born on 11/11/11 “Dovahkiin” (aka “Dragonborn”). New parents Megan and Eric Kellermeyer answered the call.
Meet Dovahkiin Tom Kellermeyer.
I’m confused. Is this a parenting win or a parenting fail? And what’s going on with this beet red baby anyway—is he about to breathe fire?
(Bethesda Blog via IGN)
Back in the day, being a nerd was something perceived as shameful. Thanks to the Internet and the popularity of technology like the smartphone, nerd culture has become mainstream. Of course, only the true nerds will rise up and fulfill our destiny as the rightful rulers of the planet. With products like these, you can make sure your child is one of us.
Following in the footsteps of other awesomely nerdy children’s books like That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale For Kids and the My Little Geek ABC book, comes HTML for Babies.
That’s right folks, it’s your babies’ first lesson in proper web design. It’s never to early to start learning how to code.
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Sweet baby Jeebus, someone spray some holy water on this thing. Sh*t. It may be only 1.3 megapixels, but my guess is that this unholy webcam is using every last one of them to peer into your soul.
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From Fashionably Geek: Anyone who saw The Hangover knows just how hilarious this shirt really is. Seriously, get to the theater if you haven’t seen it yet. It is an instant classic that sets a new bar for comedies involving booze, boobs and weird beards.
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If you are extremely progressive, or you just dont have the balls to talk to your kids about the birds and the bees, these mobiles will start the educational process right away. The first explains the equipment, and the second (pictured after the break) illustrates what happens when the equipment is put to good use. It may seem inappropriate, but consider this: if you don’t teach your kids, the internet will.
This two-headed freak baby is hideous but you can’t look away! Good luck getting to sleep tonight.
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From Fashionably Geek: If and when the antichrist does show up, you can bet that Satan will be hauling his poop around in one of these AC/DC “Highway to Hell” Diaper Bags. Comes complete with pockets for bottles, a changing pad, inside pockets, and hard rockin’ evil.
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