
Here is a great way to introduce that beautiful new baby to the world. As a junkie. Not only will the baby have a complex from the time it starts bottle feeding but he will also get to relive it every time the baby pictures come out. Nothing like branding the kid at an early age. A little humor for mom and dad that takes the kid years of therapy to get over. How many other gifts can promise that kind of impact?
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Great gadget for feeding babies, blah, blah blah.. Forget about how this benefits babies and their caretakers, the question is how does it benefit me? And what I envision is filling this thing up with chocolate pudding. I can lay on the couch and eat pudding without making any kind of mess and the clean up is simple. That right there makes this a cool item.
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Do you really think that screwing with your baby’s head is the way to start his life out? Instead of just feeding that baby with a normal bottle you are going to give them this udder-like bottle? I think it is very amusing, but not sure that your child’s future mental health is worth the chuckle you get. But maybe that is just me.
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