If your baby has already mastered HTML coding, it’s time to move on to CSS, with this 16 page board book that will put your kid on the road to a tech job before he/she knows how to use a toilet.
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This mysterious 1/6 scale Joker Jr. doll will likely have the internet calling for a complete line of baby Batman characters, but they’ll probably have to do some digging first, as there doesn’t seem to be many details about this thing besides a report that it is slated for release in February 2012. Thankfully, there are quite a few photos to go by – which you can check out after the break.
In an effort to partake in decent conversation that doesn’t involve a neurotic gold protocol droid, R2-D2 is training this baby in the hope that he will one day be fluent in his language. As you’ll see in the video after the break, there’s a long road ahead.
Nothing like having a disembodied baby doll’s head as a decoration in your house. Even better is that it is also a votive holder so that creepy doll head can now have glowing eyes.
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If you asked people whether they would ever be interested in owning a ceramic screaming baby head that they could use as a planter, most would probably say something like: “Of course not, what the hell are you smoking?” But for those who are all about having bizarre shit in their homes, we present this currently sold out piece of botanical weirdness.
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Halloween is creeping up on us fast. Speaking of creepy, this possessed baby would be the perfect addition to your holiday decor—if you can stand to be in the same room as it that is. When set off by motion, the doll’s head will spin, the eyes will light up and it will make crazy noises.
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There are two stages of life where there is a lot of disgusting stuff going on, anything before 3 years old and the typical college student. This kit of towels for cleaning them up will get more use than anything else you could buy for them. I think the baby wins the poop category, but the college student blows him away in the puke and gross categories. We’ll call tinkle a tie.
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You can put a bomb next to my bed in the morning, but nothing is going to get me to shut the alarm of faster than to hear basketball announcer Dick Vitale’s voice as I come back to consciousness. From the ridiculous terms he coins combined with his high energy and need to end sentences with the word “baby”, I may be afraid to go to sleep just knowing what I will have to listen to when I wake up.
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As a parent you want keepsakes of your child’s early years. Pictures, hand-print castings, bronzed shoes. But a casting of your baby’s ass? A bit much for me and I can’t believe that after changing thousands of diapers that the ass is the part you want immortalized.
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Although I am sure this is a very useful product for mothers who are trying to medicate infants, there is just something a little odd about a syringe coupled with a nipple. You may want to be careful who sees you injecting anything into your baby’s mouth with this syringe, or chance becoming very well acquainted with Child Protective Services.
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