
Although I am sure this is a very useful product for mothers who are trying to medicate infants, there is just something a little odd about a syringe coupled with a nipple. You may want to be careful who sees you injecting anything into your baby’s mouth with this syringe, or chance becoming very well acquainted with Child Protective Services.
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It may be the most overused joke in movies involving babies, but if you have little boys you know that taking a shot of urine in the eye is a very real possibility. Thanks to the Lil’ Pischer jersey-covered cup, you can prevent these “sudden outbursts.”
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Babies are generally not very well dressed, usually wearing clothing that are made more for ease and comfort than looks. But this little Baby Tuxedo will make him stand out as the fashion plate he is. No more embarrassing onesies at the opera. He has to learn that black tie required means black tie required for everyone.
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We’re all tired of listening to the duffer that could have shot a great round “if only…”. You know, if only he hadn’t missed eight 2 foot putts, if only he hadn’t dumped a couple into that lake. It goes on and on.
Rather than making a scene by just telling him to get over it, hand him this pacifier. Every baby quiets down when they get their pacifier.
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