back scratchers

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According to the product page, this back scratcher “moans, groans and giggles with delight as satisfying itching and scratching takes place.” I’ll be that’s the first time sounds of pleasure emanated from something traveling down your pants.

Product Page (£2.99 or $5)

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If you have sensitive skin, the Cactus Buddy back scratcher is not for you. You see, that is an actual Arizona cactus bud (with googly eyes) sitting atop that wooden dowel, so only rugged, leathery types need apply.

Product Page ($10)

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Anyone who appreciates the art of H.R. Giger would surely love this alien head back scratcher. Just keep it above the equator folks—those teeth look sharp. Additional image after the break.

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