How did you get that cut?
My legs fell asleep sitting at the computer so when I got up I tripped and cut myself on a sharp action figure accessory. Ninja fight.
How about that one?
The dishes were dirty so I tried to cut a bagel with a dull dagger I bought at the Renaissance Faire. Jousting.
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Why use normal bandages when you could cover up that boo-boo with toast, comic strips or monsters? Plus, these come with a free prize inside. It’s like the Cracker Jack of pain and suffering.
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These A Christmas Story-themed Band-Aids are perfect for healing your holiday wounds—unless you shoot your eye out with a bb gun. That would require prompt medical attention. The bandages come in three styles: the pink bunny suit, the Red Ryder BB gun and the fragile leg lamp.
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Skin your knee? Awww…poor thing. Chicks dig scars but you won’t get any action by telling them that you “fell down and went boom.” At least your bandages will have masculine wounds printed on them.
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Is there anything toast can’t do? You can eat it, use it to tell time, offer salvation, rest your head, or even heal your wounds.
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Wearing the usual Band Aid for a cut is not a great look to go to work with. But, put a Pickle Bandage on it and you may bump yourself up a couple spots on the promotions list. Not only are pickles good food but the fact that you found these just shows good judgement on your part. The free toy that each package comes with should remove any doubts you may have about purchasing a box.
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It is inevitable that a car gets a few scratches and dings over the course of its lifetime, but paying to have the damaged repaired can get pricey. A much cheaper and more half-assed solution would be to cover that dent with one of these auto bandages. Just place it over the damaged area just like a normal Band-Aid. It’s a humorous way to mask unsightly scratches—and it could come in especially handy if you accidentally ding someone else’s car.
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