
Like a giant boo boo kiss from Mommy, thisĀ bandage rug will protect your carpet from high density traffic the same way a conventional bandage protects your cuts. However, my guess is this one won’t slide off the second it comes in contact with water.
Product Page: (Availability Unknown)

These Crime Scene Bandages will take some heat off your clumsiness. That scraped elbow will no longer be from you tripping over your own two feet, it is because you are the victim of a crime. And the crime scene bandage proves it.
Product Page ($3.99)

Get yourself some “Sweet!” bandages. Very useful for all those people who are as accident prone as Napoleon. Each package contains 15 bandages in three styles with some of Napoleon’s best sayings on it. I would think they would sell these things by the gross, 15 will barely cover a weeks damage.
Product Page ($4.99)