How did you get that cut?
My legs fell asleep sitting at the computer so when I got up I tripped and cut myself on a sharp action figure accessory. Ninja fight.
How about that one?
The dishes were dirty so I tried to cut a bagel with a dull dagger I bought at the Renaissance Faire. Jousting.
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Why use normal bandages when you could cover up that boo-boo with toast, comic strips or monsters? Plus, these come with a free prize inside. It’s like the Cracker Jack of pain and suffering.
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These A Christmas Story-themed Band-Aids are perfect for healing your holiday wounds—unless you shoot your eye out with a bb gun. That would require prompt medical attention. The bandages come in three styles: the pink bunny suit, the Red Ryder BB gun and the fragile leg lamp.
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Skin your knee? Awww…poor thing. Chicks dig scars but you won’t get any action by telling them that you “fell down and went boom.” At least your bandages will have masculine wounds printed on them.
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Is there anything toast can’t do? You can eat it, use it to tell time, offer salvation, rest your head, or even heal your wounds.
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If you are going to be out in this dangerous world, you are going to get hurt. And when you do you won’t want to wear the typical Band Aid. The wound will heal much quicker using these bandages and it will make it feel like you were a lot more manly when you got that paper cut than you actually were. Don’t worry, everyone cries sometimes. The old time Batman TV show used these same types of exclamations to great effect, why shouldn’t you?
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