Quagmire Couch Bank - We Have To Pay Him?
Quagmire on a zebra blanket covered couch while wearing a bathrobe seems right in character. You having to give him money seems entirely wrong, however, particularly if you are a female. I believe that in Quagmire’s world the money is normally flowing from him to the women. Until you actually go to remove money from [...]
Vanishing Money Bank
Now you can save money at home just like you do with your investing in the stock market. The idea is simple. You put money in this bank and it seems to disappear. However, unlike the stock market, at the end of the day you can supposedly get all of what you deposited back out [...]
Cup Noodle Coin Bank: A Curry-Filled Fort Knox
Somewhere between a sock under your bed and and actual bank lies this novel Cup Noodle approach to saving money. It’s actually very fitting when you consider that Cup Noodles has a long-established reputation as a staple food for broke college students.
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Sumo Wrestler Money Box: I’m Afraid to Ask Where the Change Goes
Where does the change go on this Sumo Wrestler Money Box? Under one of his many folds I assume. I mean, Sumo wrestlers are fat, but did this dude get stung by a bee?
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Baked Bambi Bank
Apparently Bambi’s rough childhood has led him to self-medicate in an effort to escape his demons. Just be careful putting your money in there—”Bent Bambi” may wind up blowing it on Doritos and weed.
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Sleestak Glow in the Dark Bank
While Rick, Will and Holly of the “Land of the Lost” TV show may never wish to see another Sleestak as long as they live, it makes a great gift for those that remember this show from the 70’s. For those that don’t remember the show you still have a very cool looking, glow in [...]
Sheep Shagging is the Key to Financial Security
These two sheep are putting on a show alright —but they are not doing it for free. Some spare change here and there will keep these two humpin’ for an eternity. Nice job if you ask me.
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Shoe Fund Money Boot: The Sassiest Bank Ever Made
You know how they say you should save for a rainy day? Fuck that. I say get yourself a nice pair of shoes. A pair of $100 Nascar pumps perhaps?
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Sperm Bank
Make a deposit every day that will actually be worth something in the future. Not only can you save money, but it is also a shiny decoration that will be most amusing when your parents are trying to guess what it is.
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His/Her Bank
This would be funnier if it weren’t so true. A bank for him and her, but somehow she is the only one to ever end up with anything. Being a guy, you probably don’t think this could get you - but you might be surprised.
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