The DC Direct Star Wars banks have consistently been cool, but this new Star Wars Slave I Vehicle Bank sort of flies right past “cool” into “awesome.”
Maybe it’s the idea of putting my hard earned cash into a bounty hunter’s ship. Maybe it’s the idea that I can get my own prettydangfaithfullooking Slave I for less than 20 bucks.
Either way, I need this to find it’s way into my life. Like, now.
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You know the sound of coins clinking together? That’s the only beat you will hear from these piggy bank headphones. But, let me tell you, that is music to my ears.
Sure, it’s like five pennies rattling around, but still…
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You want your money back eh? Well prepare for battle because this piggy bank isn’t going down without a fight. The chainmail will protect against hammer blows, so the only strategy that’s left is to hand to hoof combat.
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Using a bank shaped like a camera will inspire you to keep saving for that shiny new DSLR (Digital single-lens reflex camera). That is unless Mr. Stationery is taking pictures of you giving him free money before he decides to haul ass in the middle of the night.
This miniature gas cylinder bank will save all of your change so you will have some money when summer grilling season comes around. Its true purpose as a bank is disguised with a little misdirection—unless a thief is jonesing for a quick smoke they won’t give the odd object labeled as a lighter a second look as they ransack your apartment.
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I know what you are thinking—why would I throw away money buying some ridiculous toilet bank that flushes coins when I could be using that money to feed my children? If you are one of the three lucky winners, you don’t have to pay a dime thanks to Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures. Plus, with all the coinage you will save those kids can buy two things off the dollar menu. Today’s the last day, so hurry and head on over to the contest page for instructions on how to enter.
Believe it or not, you can beat the recession by flushing your money down the toilet—if you have a toilet bank that is. Prank Place and Outrageous Ventures are back with another toilet-themed gift for you that’s as practical as it is ridiculous. Just place a coin in the bowl and flush your way to financial security. We’re giving away a toilet bank to three lucky readers—all you have to do to enter is send an email to contests@nerdapproved.com with “Help Me Flush My Money Down The Toilet” in the subject line. In the body, make sure to include your shipping information. You can also enter automatically by tweeting this post. Winners will be chosen at random on Monday, November 9th. Good Luck!
I don’t care whether this shades wearing, gut hanging out bear money bank is pulling a bank heist or preventing one—either way the bear has a weapon and is prepared to use it in the name of my money’s safety. That is more effort than even I am willing to exert.
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Stuffing your money into your mattress to save it is a time honored tradition, and one that is easily accomplished with this miniature mattress money bank. Measuring approximately 24.7 cm x 16 cm x 4 cm, it takes very little room for you to store this mattress. It’s small size will also minimize the possibility of your relatives tossing it in the trash when it is time to clean house.
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Let Obama watch over your spare change with this “change we can count” bank. However, with a trillion dollars of proposed spending, don’t be surprised if he decides to let the IRS claim your money in the name of “spreading the wealth around”.
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