The Assy McGee Adult Swim animated series about a tough guy detective that just happens to be a walking anus may currently be in limbo, but the character lives on in bank form. From here on out, every butthole you come in contact with will remind you of fiscal responsibility.
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Finally you get a fill up without emptying your wallet. In fact, quite the opposite. As you deposit change into this bank the needle moves ever closer to full. Start saving now so that when gas prices skyrocket again you have a full bank to fall back on.
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This Rocket Ship Coin Bank has more uses than a Shamwow. Each coin you insert will blast the rocket off, complete with countdown, lights and sound. It will also keep track of how much you have put into it. If you choose, you can set a savings goal and the bank will let you know when you reach it. It can also be used as an alarm clock.
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In these uncertain financial times, you want a bank that you can trust. Poop is there for you with the industry leading protection that only a mound of feces can provide. Just step up, make a deposit, and watch your money grow. You’ll feel five pounds lighter.
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This cow-shaped reading lamp is cute, but it also teaches kids important lessons about money. Since it doubles as a bank, it teaches fiscal responsibility. And because the bulb inside will break if too many coins are inserted, it teaches kids that saving can only go so far. Nobody likes a tightwad.
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If you are a bit of a pacifist, then this Love Grenade Bank is probably the only grenade you will own. Throw this ceramic weapon and the only thing your target will end up with is the pile of change you have saved in it.
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Quagmire on a zebra blanket covered couch while wearing a bathrobe seems right in character. You having to give him money seems entirely wrong, however, particularly if you are a female. I believe that in Quagmire’s world the money is normally flowing from him to the women. Until you actually go to remove money from this bank it just seems wrong.
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Now you can save money at home just like you do with your investing in the stock market. The idea is simple. You put money in this bank and it seems to disappear. However, unlike the stock market, at the end of the day you can supposedly get all of what you deposited back out of this one.
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Somewhere between a sock under your bed and and actual bank lies this novel Cup Noodle approach to saving money. It’s actually very fitting when you consider that Cup Noodles has a long-established reputation as a staple food for broke college students.
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Where does the change go on this Sumo Wrestler Money Box? Under one of his many folds I assume. I mean, Sumo wrestlers are fat, but did this dude get stung by a bee?
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