Check out this Skeleton Grinder bank…toy…thingy. Apparently, you are supposed to fill up the millstone with some shampoo and water, turn it on, add a coin into the slot and watch as the skeleton grinds away shouting “money, money, money…I can do anything for you” (peppered with a bloodcurdling series of laughs). For added entertainment value, the turning of the millstone creates foam by agitating the soapy water, and the whole thing is topped off by a small light show.
There is a video after the break that should give you the gist—and if you are anything link me, you want your bizarre product demos backed by the smooth sounds of R&B.
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The bank is cool. The traffic light design is cool. The fact that the only function of the lights is to blink when turned on is decidedly not cool.
The coolest part of having a traffic light would be having full control of all the lights. You can’t even use it as a night-light, unless that incessant blinking doesn’t drive them crazy which it would almost have to. So maybe this gift would be great for those you want to annoy?
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A Stoner’s Guide To Investing:
1. Never put your money in a commercial bank. The Government uses that money to fund secret experiments on aliens, whales, and drifters. Money is safer in a sock under your bed or in a bank like the one pictured above.
2. Put your money into the herbs and Cheetos markets. They have a nearly identical pattern of growth for some strange reason.
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Sure a money box shaped like a skull wearing a hat from the Titanic is in bad taste. But that never stopped us before.
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