
Ken’s youth involvement with the emo lifestyle is now available as a doll! Learn how to hate life, cry, write morbid poetry, become super sensitive, cry, take pictures of yourself in the mirror, sit in the dark and cry, pierce your lip, cover your face with poorly dyed black hair, cry, non conform, wear super tight pants and cry.
Product Page: (€ 225.00 or about $297)

It looks as though Barbie’s latest shopping excursion has gone horribly horribly wrong. In a scene right out of Hitchcock’s classic “The Birds,” she is being brutally attacked by our once docile feathered friends. And you know that this doll is a quality collector’s item because the product page claims that it has “real fake birds.”
Product Page ($44.99—arriving in October 2008)