Maybe you aren’t rolling in enough cash to have a wad of it lying around, but you can bathe with a pile of money using the Cash Sponge. It will be a good reminder at 6 in the morning as to why you are awake and in the shower. If there were no cash to be had by going to work it would be much easier to roll in around noon.
Product Page ($14.95 AU, about $10)
