
Rubber ducks in the bathtub are for kids. Waterproof Battleship Radios are for men, particularly those that enjoy a relaxing bath. This warship will play your favorite radio stations while you pretend to blow up everything around you. This is probably the only thing that will keep your friends from harassing you about enjoying baths in the first place.
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Poor little ducks—taken out in the prime of life by plastic six pack rings. Needless to say, you would have to be pretty sick to let your kids play with this thing in the bathtub. Either that, or some militant PETA supporter that wants to teach your kids a hard and twisted lesson about littering. An oil slick version was also made (currently sold out). Other toys in the tub-tastrophies series are pictured after the break.
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