Tub-Tastrophies Bath Ducks Will Scar Kids For Life
Poor little ducks—taken out in the prime of life by plastic six pack rings. Needless to say, you would have to be pretty sick to let your kids play with this thing in the bathtub. Either that, or some militant PETA supporter that wants to teach your kids a hard and twisted lesson about littering. [...]
Sound/Motion Activated Bloody Serial Killer Shower Curtain
The classic Psycho shower curtain was interesting, but it is nothing compared to this Bloody Serial Killer version. The added gore is a nice touch, but it is the sound and motion activated “Psycho” music clip complete with screaming woman that really hits it out of the park.
Product Page ($19.98—available 8/15/08)
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sh*t Toilet Cling (NSFW)
I have a feeling that this Star Wars sequel will be the foulest of them all.
The “Revenge of the Shit” decal clings to your toilet seat and can be easily removed when your father-in-law comes to visit. He already things you are a no good loser that lacks class and taste—best not to remove all [...]
Nude Woman Shower Silhouette: A Guy Can Dream Can’t He?
Hey, is that a naked woman in my shower waiting to fulfill all of my wildest sexual fantasies? Sorry guys, this is only a vinyl decal that you place inside your shower to create an amusing optical illusion. The only thing that waits behind that door for you is a bottle of shampoo lube and [...]
It’s Monday, But These Razor Holders Make Me Feel Good
As the name indicates, these “Feel Good” Razor holders can help brighten up your morning with their fun and quirky designs. Unfortunately, there is nothing fun about spending $12 or more on a pack of four blades. Damn you Gillette! Damn you and your smooth, comfortable shave! A second version is available after the break.
Penis Shampoo Dispenser: Love Juices That Leave Your Hair Soft and Manageable (NSFW)
Fill up your penis-shaped shower caddy with your favorite shampoo and enjoy “8-inches of bathroom pleasure.” Pecker Pert leaves your hair silky and shiny…never sticky!
Product Page (£5.99 or $12)
Guitar Toilet Handle: Pinch a Loaf of Rock
Give that deuce you just dropped a rockin’ sendoff with this satin pewter guitar toilet handle.
Product Page ($49.95)
The Toilet Brush of The Dammed
What better way to honor the dead than to hollow out their skull for use as a toilet brush holder? “Oh Grandpa! We miss you so much! (Sob)…Hang on. I have a dingleberry to deal with then I’m going to need your help.”
Made of pre-painted cold cast resin.
Product Page ($29.99)
Are You Wiping Your Ass With Glue?
With these Tube Tissue Dispensers, it only seems like you are insane enough to wipe your ass with glue or toothpaste. Just open up the velcro flap in the back of each tube and slip in a roll.
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360 Degree Mirror: Obsess From 7 Different Angles
Now you can scope out that overripe melon of yours from seven different angles. How exciting! How depressing!
The central mirror illuminates and it can be mounted with suction cups or screws.
Product Page ($39.98)
