And that tenth guy took the survey in a mental hospital. Ok, he’s not really a dentist—he just calls himself a dentist. I think that was because he killed a bunch of people with a dentist drill, stole their teeth and painted them up to look like his mom. But I won’t bore you with that story.
This marvelous product doesn’t actually contain any toe jam, but those toes do a great job of holding your toothbrush on the wall.
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If kids were splitting open your skull to store their slobbery toothbrushes, you would be pissed off too.
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Oh, it’s just an arm that sticks to your bathroom mirror so you can blow dry hands-free. I was hoping it was something else.
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Not many people have a urinal in their home, and some of these urinal cakes might be bad for business in a public bathroom, so the only solution I see is to carry one around in your pee-stained pockets and bust it out when necessary. Also available in a customizable version.
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Few people know the story of Frank the Reindeer. He tried out for the team, but he lacked “star quality”, and his name was all wrong for the image that Santa was trying to convey to the public. Second, he wasn’t the best flier. He was down on his luck though, and Santa found it in his heart to give him a job anyway. Sometimes Frank wishes he hadn’t.
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Just because you aren’t into hunting doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the functional and space saving advantages offered up by a severed deer head. When you have this stag suction cupped to your mirror offering eight points of toothbrush storage and a mouth with an easily accessible tube of Colgate, you’ll understand a hunter’s true motivation.
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Did you watch It’s Alway’s Sunny In Philadelphia yesterday? If so, you may have noticed the gang’s unique ideas for merchandising Paddy’s Pub. Well, maybe the “shot” gun wasn’t all that original, but the Dick Towel…good friggin’ Lord, the Dick Towel was hilarious. Not surprisingly, I found out you can actually dry off with this perverted piece of Americana for only $20! Still not convinced that you absolutely need this? Check out the hilarious video after the break (NSFW).
Kill two birds with one stone by lathering up and shaving off excessive skin body hair at the same time with a refreshing bar of razor blade soap. It features a real rusty razor blade inside so make sure you have your tetanus shot up to date. And don’t worry, if you lose a nipple you can always find a replacement.
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If you participate in OCD style hand washing, you may want the reassurance of knowing that your soap is up to its antibacterial duties. Not a problem when you have a dispenser that lists credentials in the form of word definition:
” Clean – Unsoiled, unstained, unadultered, pure. Habitually free from dirt, defects and flaws. Innocent from any crime”
However, before you put your hand soap on the same level as Jesus, you should know that it only works on external dirt.
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Oooh…let Top Gear’s Stig drive all over your naked body with his very own line of bath products. Comes in body wash and soap on a rope varieties. I’m not sure what the soap smells like, but if I had to guess, it would be “burning tires.” The body wash version is available after the break.
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