Guitar Toilet Handle: Pinch a Loaf of Rock
Give that deuce you just dropped a rockin’ sendoff with this satin pewter guitar toilet handle.
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The Toilet Brush of The Dammed
What better way to honor the dead than to hollow out their skull for use as a toilet brush holder? “Oh Grandpa! We miss you so much! (Sob)…Hang on. I have a dingleberry to deal with then I’m going to need your help.”
Made of pre-painted cold cast resin.
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Are You Wiping Your Ass With Glue?
With these Tube Tissue Dispensers, it only seems like you are insane enough to wipe your ass with glue or toothpaste. Just open up the velcro flap in the back of each tube and slip in a roll.
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360 Degree Mirror: Obsess From 7 Different Angles
Now you can scope out that overripe melon of yours from seven different angles. How exciting! How depressing!
The central mirror illuminates and it can be mounted with suction cups or screws.
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Sexy Man Hand Towels: Nice Money Shot
Wow. These Sexy Man Hand Towels are horrible—but it could have been worse. Imagine if the images on the towel were holographic. 3-D groin thrusting…enough said. Additional product images after the break.
Boobie Plug Makes Bathtime Erotic
Take one boobie bath plug, insert it into your drain, then kick back and relax as the boobies bounce hypnotically on the surface of the water. Pair with the boobie water gun and bathtime becomes partytime.
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Bush and Hillary Bowl Buddies: Get Your Toilet Sparkling Clean
What better way to clean out a dirty toilet than with the head of the political figure you most despise? Available in both George Bush and Hillary Clinton versions, they are well suited for some face-first shit cleaning action.
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No Slip Bath Bananas Could Save Your Life
We have all heard that the bathroom can be the most dangerous room in the house —which is why you owe it to yourself and your family to pick up a few of these No Slip Bath Bananas. Each banana measures 9-inches by 3-inches —plenty large enough to ensure a secure footing while [...]
Jumping Man Scale: Because You’re Fat and You Have Nothing to Live For
The Jumping Man Scale features a graphic that gives you the impression that you are standing on the edge of a tall building. Seems fitting when you think about it. For many of us, stepping on to a scale is like stepping off the edge of a cliff anyway.
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The Enchanting Scent of Sumo Wrestlers
Make bath time a little more fun with this sumo wrestler shaped soap. It even comes with it’s own sponge mat. FYI - it smells like sandalwood, not fat-roll sweat and adult diapers.
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