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Nothing will add flavor to those juicy steaks better than this bull shaped barbecue baster. Just fill the bull up to 4 ounces of your seasoning of choice and brush it right on. The horns give you a better grip and the flat head lets you stand it up when it is not being used.

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bbq-sword-spatula

So your neighbor with the BBQ Sword thinks he is pretty hot stuff coming over to your grill and cooking his dogs with a sword. Do him one better and break out your BBQ Sword Spatula. You can cook pretty much anything with this. And if things get a little heated, at least it will be a fair sword fight.

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flameboy-bbq-tool

There is really no sense in buying a whole bunch of gadgets for your outdoor activities when one will do. With this one tool you get a spatula, fork, bottle opener, corkscrew, tongs (extendable), serrated cutting edge and a slot for a disposable lighter. If I get stranded on a deserted island this tool would be my one wish, assuming Brazilian supermodels are not available for choosing.

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Use the force to fight against charred weenies with the stainless steel Weenie Wing Commander. And while you have the grill going Marsha Mello (pictured after the break) will handle your dessert with her ample bosom.

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It looks as though the Roast My Weenie concept has gotten even more phallic with this Big Boy BBQ Skewer. Plus, you can take great pleasure in telling guests to stand back because you have a big hot weiner and you don’t want to poke anyone’s eyes out.

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Summertime means picnics and barbecues . Unfortunately, it also means an abundance of creepy, crawling bugs. Protect your picnic from these flying freeloaders with this full-table food tent. Plus, when not in use, it folds away for easy storage.

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They say you should never talk politics—especially at the dinner table. Now you can let your beef do the campaigning for you thanks to these political party steak branding irons. For example, if you are a die hard Democrat, invite your Republican friends over and serve them the best steak of their lives—branded with the donkey of course. With any luck, from that point forward they will forever associate your party with delicious, juicy beef products.

And if that doesn’t work, just brand em’ in the ass.

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For those of you who don’t already know, May is national BBQ month. And that can mean only one thing—beef and beer every day of the week. Be prepared with this Gas-Grill shaped BBQ condiment set. It holds your ketchup, mustard, salt and pepper as well as your relish thanks to a little ceramic tray on top that can be covered up to prevent contamination by filthy, filthy bugs.

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