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It appears that the folks at Scandalous Inventions are planning to expand on their empire of boobie beer bongs to include a few new objects that will surely get college kids and managers at Spencer’s Gifts giddy with excitement. The “Johnson Juicer” (illustrated by Wolverine here) shoots measured shots out of a dual chambered dong bong. Awesome right? But there is more…oh so much more pictured after the break.
If you are unfamiliar with beer tubes, you should know that it is a simple device that uses gravity to dispense your brew quickly. Fast beer pouring means fast drinking and fast drinking means you will probably have a few scenes missing from the Saturday night feature film rolling in your brain. There are plenty of unique beer tubes out there and a few must-have accessories to go along with them—like this siren lid.
The sirens purpose is twofold—It lets your host know that you need that next tube of beer pronto and it warns the other guys in the room that you are going to be the jackass that they will have to punch before the night is out.
Product Page ($19—beer tubes also avaialble)
