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beer-ants

This beer mug puts a frat-boy spin on the traditional ant farm.  As the ants tunnel through the “beer” they generate a frothy “foam” on top. Unfortunately, these ants will meet an untimely and horrific end when your roommate drunkenly swallows them at a party.

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beer-rocket

Being drunk in space—now that would be interesting (until puke is floating around the cabin that is). Unfortunately you will have to be content with this rocket-shaped beer dispenser until space tourism becomes accessible to the masses.

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Lingerie Football League Beer Pong Table

by Jeff Chenkus on May 16, 2009 · 3 comments

in Toys

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First off, I had no idea that the Lingerie Football League was going national with 10 teams this year. It is amazing that I missed that bit of news. But they have team themed merchandise for sale already. None better than this fold away Beer Pong Table. A beer pong table itself is a great idea, but throw a few hot chicks wearing underwear on it who obviously are into a little rough play and you have a complete package. The team pictured above is the San Diego Seduction, even their team names are hot.

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Chug Meter For Measuring Your Drinking

by Jeff Chenkus on May 5, 2009 · 0 comments

in Misc. Gadgets

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Drinking beer 12 ounces at a time is for wusses. If you want to drink the right way, get yourself a Chug Mug. It holds about 60 ounces of beer and will let you know just how manly you are by how much you can chug. They certainly don’t make it easy on you, you need to get 40 ounces down before you can even be respectable. If you get 50 down you will achieve the badass status you have been dreaming of.

Product Page ($24.95)

Guinness Travel Mug

by Jeff Chenkus on April 22, 2009 · 1 comment

in Misc. Gadgets

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There is nothing better to drink on your way to work each morning than a pint of Guinness. Since you don’t want to spill it, this travel mug will let you drink it in style no matter how bumpy the roads you drive. Even if you fill it up with coffee, it still appears as if you are enjoying the dark, foamy goodness of Ireland’s best.

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Dunk Beer Glass For The Final Four

by Jeff Chenkus on March 31, 2009 · 1 comment

in Misc. Gadgets

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With the Final Four now set in March Madness, it is time to break out the toys to celebrate it with. Nothing says basketball like a ball swishing through a net. The wood floor at the bottom just completes the illusion.

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Drinking Champion Trophy Beer Mug

by Jeff Chenkus on March 24, 2009 · 0 comments

in Misc. Gadgets

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The beauty of this beer mug is that it makes no difference what it is for or how you got it. All that matters is that you have a trophy and it holds 64 ounces of beer. And if you can chug this entire mug then you do deserve a beer drinking trophy.

Product Page ($29.99)

weird-drinking-vessels

Ahh St. Patrick’s Day. A day where an Irish guy like me can drink and fight and call it “festive.” If you are going to party, you need to come prepared. The following drinking vessels may be weird—but they will certainly get the job done.

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Edible Beer ‘n Boobs Pasties

March 5, 2009

It shouldn’t be that difficult to get a man interested in any part of a  woman’s body. Just in case there is, the Beer ‘n Boobs Pasties will give him a chance to go after something you know he can’t refuse. Cold, tasty beer. Slap these on wherever you want his attention, they are almost [...]

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Hopside Down Glass

February 3, 2009

Any product for better beer drinking is certainly applauded here at Nerd Approved. The Hopside Down glass gives you the look of drinking from a bottle with the ease of using a glass.
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Albert Einstein Reaches the Beer Level of Stardom

January 9, 2009

You know you’re an important person in German history when you are given the same recognition as beer.  Albert Einstein has reached that level of respect and admiration with this limited edition commemorative stein. But if you want to use it to get wasted at the next Oktoberfest you’d better act quickly because they are limited to only [...]

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This Beer Mug Keeps Tabs On Your Lost Keys

December 12, 2008

Have a habit of losing your keys? Thanks to this Beer Mug keychain you can retrieve it simply by whistling. When the mug picks up the sound, it will beep until you retrieve it. Whistle finders are nothing new of course, but this one is shaped like a beer. A BEER!
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A Pint Glass Fit For Snakehandlers

November 12, 2008

Stand out from the other drunks with this rattlesnake pint glass. This is the kind of object that can say a lot about a person—stuff like “yeah, I ride a motorcycle, I’m frequently intoxicated and I like guns but I prefer to carry a knife because of the thrill that comes with getting my hands [...]

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Learn While Drinking With Pub Quiz

November 4, 2008

There is no reason to feel badly about having a few beers while learning. And if you can’t learn physics after a six pack, maybe you can answer some silly questions from a plastic bartender. Answer questions from random categories or choose one that fits your level of intoxication. Fittingly, you just pull on the [...]

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A Hoodie That Holds Your Beer

October 30, 2008

From Fashionably Geek: Hoodies are popular with the kids these days, and what could be better than a hoodie with a built-in pouch to hold your beer? The answer is nothing…nothing could be better.
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Hooter Shooters and Johnson Juicers: Booze Straight From the Teat (Very NSFW)

October 6, 2008

It appears that the folks at Scandalous Inventions are planning to expand on their empire of boobie beer bongs to include a few new objects that will surely get college kids and managers at Spencer’s Gifts giddy with excitement. The “Johnson Juicer” (illustrated by Wolverine here) shoots measured shots out of a dual chambered dong [...]

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