
This beer mug puts a frat-boy spin on the traditional ant farm. As the ants tunnel through the “beer” they generate a frothy “foam” on top. Unfortunately, these ants will meet an untimely and horrific end when your roommate drunkenly swallows them at a party.
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Being drunk in space—now that would be interesting (until puke is floating around the cabin that is). Unfortunately you will have to be content with this rocket-shaped beer dispenser until space tourism becomes accessible to the masses.
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First off, I had no idea that the Lingerie Football League was going national with 10 teams this year. It is amazing that I missed that bit of news. But they have team themed merchandise for sale already. None better than this fold away Beer Pong Table. A beer pong table itself is a great idea, but throw a few hot chicks wearing underwear on it who obviously are into a little rough play and you have a complete package. The team pictured above is the San Diego Seduction, even their team names are hot.
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Drinking beer 12 ounces at a time is for wusses. If you want to drink the right way, get yourself a Chug Mug. It holds about 60 ounces of beer and will let you know just how manly you are by how much you can chug. They certainly don’t make it easy on you, you need to get 40 ounces down before you can even be respectable. If you get 50 down you will achieve the badass status you have been dreaming of.
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There is nothing better to drink on your way to work each morning than a pint of Guinness. Since you don’t want to spill it, this travel mug will let you drink it in style no matter how bumpy the roads you drive. Even if you fill it up with coffee, it still appears as if you are enjoying the dark, foamy goodness of Ireland’s best.
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With the Final Four now set in March Madness, it is time to break out the toys to celebrate it with. Nothing says basketball like a ball swishing through a net. The wood floor at the bottom just completes the illusion.
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The beauty of this beer mug is that it makes no difference what it is for or how you got it. All that matters is that you have a trophy and it holds 64 ounces of beer. And if you can chug this entire mug then you do deserve a beer drinking trophy.
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Ahh St. Patrick’s Day. A day where an Irish guy like me can drink and fight and call it “festive.” If you are going to party, you need to come prepared. The following drinking vessels may be weird—but they will certainly get the job done.
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