The Koozie Kracken Crushes Cans
This Kracken wraps itself around unfortunate ships and cold beers. Its a freakish, mythical sea monster that you can really use.
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Simpsons Rotating Eyes Clock: Homer Has Beer On the Brain
It doesn’t matter what time of day it is, Homer always has beer on the brain. Haha…. alcoholism.
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Star Wars USB Desktop Fridge: R2-D2 Loses His Head to Keep Your Beer Cold
You have already enslaved Darth Vader on your desktop, now its time to put R2-D2 to work keeping your beer cold. Just plug his decapitated robot body into a free USB port and pop a cold one down his throat. He will keep that brew frosty while you surf the internet for more Star Wars [...]
Beer Tube Siren For Drinking Emergencies
If you are unfamiliar with beer tubes, you should know that it is a simple device that uses gravity to dispense your brew quickly. Fast beer pouring means fast drinking and fast drinking means you will probably have a few scenes missing from the Saturday night feature film rolling in your brain. There are plenty [...]
Beer Stein Bong With “Speed Hole” Drinking Technology
You have two clearly marked options with the Beer Stein Bong. You can sip or you can hit the “speed hole” when getting drunk fast is a priority. Unlike most beer bongs, there is no tube here to guide the drink into your mouth—so if you have man boobs it might be a good idea [...]
This Can Cooler is a Real Bad Ass
There is nothing more intimidating than a guy drinking a beer out of a sunglass wearing ass with a cigarette dangling out of its mouth.
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Flabongo Beer Bong: Get Loaded With Help From Tacky Lawn Ornaments
The Flabongo is “the first and only beer bong constructed from a plastic flamingo.” Impressive. If you live in Florida you probably have a potential party bong on every lawn in your neighborhood.
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Beer Mug Lamp With Hypnotic Pouring Action!
If you thought a good old fashioned beer mug lamp was as tacky as it could get—think again. This version definitely kicks it up a notch with a pouring effect and a wild claim that it can be used to “regulate the moisture of the room.” That doesn’t make a damn bit of sense, but [...]
Bobble Babes: Coozies With Jiggling Jugs (Slightly NSFW)
Wrap your beer in one of these coozies and get lost in the hypnotic, rhythmic movement of spring-loaded boobies.
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Guinness Stress Pint: Damn I Need a Beer!
Personally I would prefer the real thing for stress relief, but a rubber squeezable toy will hold me until I can get to the pub.
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