Flabongo Beer Bong: Get Loaded With Help From Tacky Lawn Ornaments
The Flabongo is “the first and only beer bong constructed from a plastic flamingo.” Impressive. If you live in Florida you probably have a potential party bong on every lawn in your neighborhood.
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Beer Mug Lamp With Hypnotic Pouring Action!
If you thought a good old fashioned beer mug lamp was as tacky as it could get—think again. This version definitely kicks it up a notch with a pouring effect and a wild claim that it can be used to “regulate the moisture of the room.” That doesn’t make a damn bit of sense, but [...]
Bobble Babes: Coozies With Jiggling Jugs (Slightly NSFW)
Wrap your beer in one of these coozies and get lost in the hypnotic, rhythmic movement of spring-loaded boobies.
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Guinness Stress Pint: Damn I Need a Beer!
Personally I would prefer the real thing for stress relief, but a rubber squeezable toy will hold me until I can get to the pub.
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Beer Mug of Blooms: Don’t Even Think About it Guys
Valentine’s Day is only a few weeks away, so I am here to give the guys out there a word of advice—the beer mug of blooms is probably not the bouquet she was hoping for. On the other hand, if you were ever to get flowers for a guy, this may be the way [...]
The Beer Glove: Your Drink Stays Cold and Your Hand Stays Warm
What kind of person does it take to invent a glove that helps you keep your hand warm, secure your beer, and keep it cold? A drunk with an entrepreneurial spirit? Possibly. One thing is for sure though, the parties responsible are beer lovers that realize people will buy anything —regardless of how [...]
Guinness Radial Pint Clock
Put away all your Busch Lite memorabilia and get yourself a manly beer clock. If you are talking about a real masculine beer, then Guinness has to be at the top that list.
Only thing I can’t figure out is whether at half past the hour it is half past your last Guinness, or half an [...]
Babe Beer Bottle Holder
These stacked beer bottle holders will come in handy no matter what kind of Friday night you had. If you went home alone, they can remind you of what you are missing out on. If you brought some new chick home at closing time, the beer will help numb the pain of what you [...]
Beer Mug Lights
Christmas lights are cool and all, but how about a nice set of Beer Mug Lights to decorate for that next occasion. Christmas only comes once a year, but you can drink beer all year long. So which is more worthy of your money: something that is used for a week or two around a [...]
Beer Run Jar
Beautiful little beer money jar that is also a single song jukebox and alarmed safe. Maybe not the best of any of those things, but it does hold all your beer money so you have some to spend when the mood to drink comes upon you. And to act as a safe storage spot, it [...]
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