Just the thought of grabbing a hamburger should be enough to keep you motivated to ride your bike that last few miles—and this hamburger bell sitting on your handlebars will not fail to remind you. As the old saying goes, every time a burger bell rings, the Hamburglar gets violated in prison.
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Now that you have a masculine bike bell, all you need is a wicker basket with flames on the side. Oh, and maybe some jet black streamers to hang from the handlebars. Now that’s hardcore.
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Ring once if you are ready now, twice if you are in a hurry, and three times if you are desperate. You may get away with this on Valentine’s day guys, but any other day and this Ring for Sex bell could easily find itself crammed up your ass.
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