Nothing Says “I’m a Bad Ass” Like a Skull Bike Bell
Now that you have a masculine bike bell, all you need is a wicker basket with flames on the side. Oh, and maybe some jet black streamers to hang from the handlebars. Now that’s hardcore.
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Ring For Sex Bell Mixes Pleasure and Pain
Ring once if you are ready now, twice if you are in a hurry, and three times if you are desperate. You may get away with this on Valentine’s day guys, but any other day and this Ring for Sex bell could easily find itself crammed up your ass.
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