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gas guard

The Gas Guard is designed to prevent fuel spills from wrecking your paint job, but it kind of looks like your car has a bib. Seriously, it should have a little lobster printed on the front. Of course, it won’t be long before you start saying things like “Here comes the airplane! That gas is so yummy huh? Oh, you spilled some…who’s Mommy’s little slob? Is the Honda Mommy’s little slob? Yeah, Honda’s Mommy’s little slob.”

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To keep your senior smokers safe, here is a bib that will avoid burnt clothin. It is also flame retardant, so it gives another layer of protection between that cigarette/cigar and very flammable furniture.

Here’s an idea.. If you can’t smoke without burning yourself or your furnishings, maybe it isn’t time to look for flame retardant clothing, but to give up the smokes. It looks pretty silly anyway.

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