LED Aliens For Nighttime Bicycle Safety
Aliens are always depicted as having evil intentions and wanting to take over the Earth. That is a rather one-sided view. These particular aliens are attempting to do something good by lighting up your bike’s valve stems. The motion activated LED’s should give your wheels an eerie glow as you pedal along after dark.
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Cutting Pizza With A Bike
This Big Wheel Pizza Cutter is the first pizza accessory that should be left out for everyone to see at all times. It is also probably about the only pizza cutter that I am aware of that comes complete with its own personal bike rack.
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Sit on a Bear or Cow Face: Succumb to the Fantasy
Sitting on a bear or cow face? It’s not some sort of extreme bestiality—it is a thoroughly stupid way to cover and protect your bicycle seat.
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Nothing Says “I’m a Bad Ass” Like a Skull Bike Bell
Now that you have a masculine bike bell, all you need is a wicker basket with flames on the side. Oh, and maybe some jet black streamers to hang from the handlebars. Now that’s hardcore.
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