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Here’s yet another product in the long line of garbage to gadget conversions, this time for the bicycle lover in your life. Presenting a clock made from reclaimed bike chainwheels that tells time, promotes recycling and can stab you. Since many conventional clocks cost more and can only offer a third of that deal, it’s time to get a tetanus shot and clear some prominent wall space, because it’s bargain braggin’ time!
Product Page: ($36)
I don’t quite understand the point behind a Transformers 1/9th scale bike model, but it exists nonetheless. I suppose when you have a major summer blockbuster action movie on deck, it is crucial that you capture the all important bike enthusiast demographic if you want to win at the box office. The Decepticon version is pictured after the break.
Yeah! Who needs a Harley when you can soup up the old 10-speed? How about adding some “Love/Hate” track bars and then moving on to a dual exhaust kickstand? The power of imagination can provide the engine noise, women and coolness.
Product Page: (Price available upon request)
Yeah, I bet minor scratch and rust marks will cause thieves to just pass your car by. After all, we can’t have any blemishes on cars entering the ol’ chop shop, now can we?
Product Page: (£3.99 or about $6)
Want to add some excitement to outings on your beloved Schwinn? Look no further than this dual exhaust kickstand made from aircraft grade aluminum. Throw in some rub on tattoos, a German spike helmet and a leather clad bitch to ride the back seat, and you’ll be ready to feel speeds up to 13 mph on the open road.
Product Page: ($39.95)
When I finally lose it, I figured I would spend my days rocking back and forth in a straitjacket, blinking with only one eye while circus music plays in my head. But after seeing this battery-operated bicycle toy, all that has changed. Now I envision watching this contraption spin in circles for hours with that crazy music bouncing off the walls of my padded cell. Check out the video after the break to see what I mean.
Aliens are always depicted as having evil intentions and wanting to take over the Earth. That is a rather one-sided view. These particular aliens are attempting to do something good by lighting up your bike’s valve stems. The motion activated LED’s should give your wheels an eerie glow as you pedal along after dark.
Product Page (£8.99, about $14)
This Big Wheel Pizza Cutter is the first pizza accessory that should be left out for everyone to see at all times. It is also probably about the only pizza cutter that I am aware of that comes complete with its own personal bike rack.
Product Page ($19.99)
Sitting on a bear or cow face? It’s not some sort of extreme bestiality—it is a thoroughly stupid way to cover and protect your bicycle seat.
Product Page ($20)
Now that you have a masculine bike bell, all you need is a wicker basket with flames on the side. Oh, and maybe some jet black streamers to hang from the handlebars. Now that’s hardcore.
Product Page ($4.25)
