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From Fashionably Geek: If you should ever find yourself face to face with Bigfoot, ask him the time. He would be happy to oblige by pointing it out with his gigantic arms. The “Sasqwatch” honors natures mysterious timekeeper with his very own wristwatch.
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Cafepress is offering up a veritable buffet of wacky-skinned Flip Minos / Mino HD camcorders which, I can only assume, are intended to make it easier to capture smiling subjects on video. A few more completely absurd designs involving porn, Bigfoot and testicles are available after the break.
Hands full? How about sticking something on the wall with a giant suction cup foot? Yeah, that makes total sense. A demonstration of the foot’s mighty suction power is available after the break.
Included in this five piece set you will find five of your favorite mythical beasts: Bigfoot, Nessie, Chupacabra, Mothman and the Jersey Devil. Use them to contemplate which creature would emerge the victor if they fought to the death.
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A little Bigfoot Toe Jam will wake you up in the morning, but no, unlike most wild game it does not taste like chicken. It has a decidedly fruity taste that may remind you of strawberries or blackberries. You should support the gatherer of this fine substance, I am sure I would not have been the first to try tasting it.
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There must be something cosmically special about your garden because it attracts aliens and mythical woodland creatures. Although, this particular “Bigfoot” is only 2-feet tall. But hey, a Tinyfoot is an even better photo op if you ask me. At any rate, keep that camera close at hand because the way things are going, you never know when Jesus might show up to your BBQ.
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