Photographer Alan Friedman captures “Sunsquatch”—a gas eruption on the sun that looks a lot like Bigfoot.
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That’s right, super awesome. It even says it right on the box. And with cards like bacon, narwhal, bigfoot, centaurs, taxidermy squirrels, zombies, martians, plague doctors and wizards—who can argue?
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You might feel safe in your backyard, but Bigfoot is out there, watching your every move. He would probably touch himself if he had anything below his waist.
Actually, this decorative tree sculpture only looks like a legless Bigfoot stalking you from afar.
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Apparently Fisher-Price has captured and cloned Bigfoot, turning him into a mini remote controlled kid companion. This one offers facial movements, stomping and flipping action as well as interactive touch points to activate other sounds and motions. A June 2010 release is planned with a price tag of about $100.
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Etsy user hooligan777 has the best collection of disco nerdy Christmas stockings you will see anywhere. Don’t be fooled by imitations. Other designs include: zombie, Fantastic Four, WOW, X-Men, Mario, Green Lantern, Anarchy Online and Pac-Man.
From Fashionably Geek: If you should ever find yourself face to face with Bigfoot, ask him the time. He would be happy to oblige by pointing it out with his gigantic arms. The “Sasqwatch” honors natures mysterious timekeeper with his very own wristwatch.
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Cafepress is offering up a veritable buffet of wacky-skinned Flip Minos / Mino HD camcorders which, I can only assume, are intended to make it easier to capture smiling subjects on video. A few more completely absurd designs involving porn, Bigfoot and testicles are available after the break.
Hands full? How about sticking something on the wall with a giant suction cup foot? Yeah, that makes total sense. A demonstration of the foot’s mighty suction power is available after the break.
Included in this five piece set you will find five of your favorite mythical beasts: Bigfoot, Nessie, Chupacabra, Mothman and the Jersey Devil. Use them to contemplate which creature would emerge the victor if they fought to the death.
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A little Bigfoot Toe Jam will wake you up in the morning, but no, unlike most wild game it does not taste like chicken. It has a decidedly fruity taste that may remind you of strawberries or blackberries. You should support the gatherer of this fine substance, I am sure I would not have been the first to try tasting it.
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